Posted

Mar 7th 2005

Mood

Upset

Music

Dave Matthews Band- Everyday

Ladies and Gentlemen, I'd like to bring to your attention a crime that is happening every day, but is never even reported. Every 24 minutes, somewhere in the world, somebody is sexually exploiting a clown. Clowns are being forced to have sexual relations with midgets in front of cameras, and even more clowns are being raped behind the circus tents.

CLOWN RAPE IS NEVER FUNNY!

I personally witnessed clown rape just yesterday. I walked into the house of mirrors and found myself witnessing my clown friend "Squiggles" being sodomised by "Frumpy" from many different angles while he held one of those guns to his head that fires out those little "BANG" flags. Even "Woogie " was in on it, holding the video camera while it happened. The sounds of anguished, terrified honking and squeeking echoed throughout the house, and I knew I could do nothing, mostly because I had no clue how to get to him (it was a house of mirrors after all)

I beg of all of you to help me in my campaign to bring about awareness of this heinous crime. It's time to end the horrors that are CLOWN SEX, CLOWN PORN, and CLOWN RAPE