Posted

Dec 16th 2010

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Disturbed

Music

EVERY EPIC SONG YOU CAN THINK OF

THIS IS A RESULT OF ME AND STAYIN UP INTO THE LATE HOURS OF TE NIGHT.
(well, for me.)
this first part was a story I made

Guillermo Junior Saldana says
I just came up with a story
wanna here it?
>Senbei< says
Okay~!
Guillermo Junior Saldana says
THERE ONCE WAS A MAN
NO WAIT
A WO MAN
WHO HAD LOCKS OF GOLD
IT WAS HEAVY
SO SHE CUT IT
AND MADE DOLLS OUT OF IT
SHE HAD NO FRIENDS
SO ONE DAY
THE PRINCE CAME TO TOWN
AND HEARD OF THE WO MAN
AND HE SAID
"I WILL MARRY GIRL AND BE HAPPY SOUL"
SO HE EMBARKD ON AN EPIC QUEST
FIGHTING DEMONS AND MONSTERS
AND SLAYING EVIL TO DEAD
BUT NOT REALLY
BECAUSE HE DID
N'T HAVE
SWORDED
SO HE WENT TO THE LOCAL BLA
>Senbei< says
lmao
Guillermo Junior Saldana says
BLACKSMIT AND SAID
"LOCAL BLACKSMITH" HE SAID
"I NEED A SUPER SWORED THAT WILL MAKE ME PWOERFUL AND STRONG"

SO THE BLACKSMITH
NO I MEAN THE PRINCE
GAVE THE BLACKSMITH A LOT OF MONEY
AND SAID
"LOCAL BLACKSMITH"
I NEED YOU TO SWORD ME A PWERFUL STRONG"
AND LEFT TO THE COUNTRY SIDE
THE BLACKSMITH SPENT A LIFETIME OF 2 MINUTES CRAFTING THE SWORED
AND BROKE IT
SO HE MADE A NEW ONE AND BETTER AND STR
>Senbei< says
BRB
Guillermo Junior Saldana says
okie dokie
I'll post up the rest
ONGER THIS TIME
"OH MIGHTY PRINCE. I HAVE MADE YOU A SWORED LIKE NO OTHER"
AND THE PRINCE TOOK IT AND LEFT BACK TO THE COUNTRY SIDE
THE COUNTRY SIDE WERE NICE
AND THE PLANTS WERE SINGING
AND THE BIRDS
AND THE SUN
WAS ALMOST DOWN FROM THE TOP OF THE SKY
SO THE PRINCE SAID TO HIMSELF
"IT IS GETTIGN DARK AND I NEED SLEPE"
SO HE PLAYED NOT LIKE DEAD AND FELL TO THE FLOOR
"GOODNIGHT SWORED, YOU WILL MA
KE ME STRONGER THAN STRINGEST GUY IN ALL OF LAN"
THE NEXT DAY HE WOKE AND JUMPED TO HIS FEET
"WHERE IS SWORED?"
HE LOCKED AROUND BUT FOUND NOTHING
SO HE SAID OUT LOUD
"I WILL KILL WHOEVER TOK MAI SWORED AND DEAD"
SO HE MADE LIKE FAST LIKE LIGHTNING AND WENT FAST
HE NEEDED TO BE FASTER
SO HE WENT FASTER
HE CAUGHT UP WITH THIEF AND SAID
THE PRINCE SAID
"YOU HAVE STOLEN WHAT ONCE BELONGED TO ME AND
I WILL MAKE IT MINE AGAIN"
SO HE FOUGHT THE THEIF AND KILLED HIM
AND THE THEIF SAID
"TAKE PITY ON A OLD MAN"
I NEEDED TO SELL YOUR SWORED TO FEED FAMILY OR THEY WOULD DIE TO DEATH
AND THE PRINCE FELT SORRY AND DEPRESSED BECAUSE HE DIDN'T WANT FAMILY TO DIE
SO HE KILLED THE FAMILY AND THEY WERE AHPPY
THE PRINCE MOVED FAST LIKE LITNING TO GET TO THE PLACE HE NEEDED TO BE BECAUSE THEY NEEDED HIM THERE
AND WENT FASTER
HE GOT TO EVIL WITHC LAYER AND SAID
"I HAVE COME TO MARRY THE WO MAN AND MAKE HER MY BRIDE"
AND THE EVEL WITCH SAID "NO!!! I WILL KILL YOU"
AN
AND SHOT FIRE LIKE FLAMES AT HIS FACE
BUT THE PRINCE WAS TOO FAST AND TOO CLEVER
AND DODGED THEM
BUT COAUGHT FIRE ANYWAYS BECAUSE THE EVEL WITCH CASTED A SPELL ON HIM,
AND HE DIED
THE PRINCE GOT BACK UP AND SAID
"EVEL WITCH, I WILL DESTROY YOU AND MAKE OFF WITH DESTROYIN YOU!!!"
AND STABBED THE WITHC IN THE FACE WITH HIS POWERFUL SWOREDED
THE SPELL WAS BROKEN AND HE WAS NO LONGER DIED
AND HE MARREID THE GIRL AND HAD HAPPY
THE END

best. story. EVER
senbie
where'd you go?!?
*tear*
*cries*
*cries some more*
*dies*
*double dies*
*triple dies*
I don't think I can die any more times here
so much red!!!
much bettah
easier on the eyes
...
so ronery
>Senbei< says
I RETURN

THIS NEXT PART CONTAINS THE MANY LOL'S TO BE HAD FROM AN EPIC OF A STORY.

Guillermo Junior Saldana says
AND HAD A GRAND TIME
I have created a guide to the internet
I call it
"Jr's guide to internet shenanigans and tomfoolery"
AND A GREAT MASS OF LOL'S WAS TO BE HAD
>Senbei< says
CAN I BUY THIS TOO?
MAYBE WITH IT....
I TOO CAN LEARN TO BE THE WAYS OF THE FUNNY
Guillermo Junior Saldana says
THERE IS ONLY ONE COPY
>Senbei< says
NOES
Guillermo Junior Saldana says
I SENT IT TO MY FRIEND ANDREW
AND HE LOST IT
>Senbei< says
PORQUE?! Q______Q
Guillermo Junior Saldana says
BECAUSE HE COULD NOT FUNNY LIKE ME
>Senbei< says
=_____= OH SAD DAY IN CITY OF TOWSVILLE.
Guillermo Junior Saldana says
OH NO
THE CITY OF TOWNSVILLE
IS UNDER ATTACK
BY MUTANT
>Senbei< says
SAUSAGE ROLLS
WITH HUGE CLAWS
Guillermo Junior Saldana says
AND LIPS OF STEEL
>Senbei< says
AND THE ABILITY TO SHOOT MOLTEN TOMATO SAUCE
Guillermo Junior Saldana says
OUT OF THEIR FACES
POWERPUFF GIRLS!!!!
WE NEED YOUR HELP!!!!

>Senbei< says
THEY'VE STOLEN THE MAYOR'S PICKLE JAR
Guillermo Junior Saldana says
BLOSSOM:AH SHIT
THE DYNAMIC DOU
ER
TRIO
HAD SOME BUSINESS TO TAKE CARE OF FIRST
BUT THE KILLER SAUSAGE ROLLS HAD OTHER PLANS
"WE HAVE STOLEN YOUR MAYORS PICKLE JAR!"
"NOTHING CAN STOP US!"
"THAT IS....."
"..... NOTHING A LITTE DDR CAN'T FIX"
>Senbei< says
"NOT DDR!!"
Guillermo Junior Saldana says
"WHO SAID THAT!" BELLOWED THE DELICIOS DINNER PASTRY
>Senbei< says
ALL HANDS POINTED TO THE MAN STANDING IN THE STREET
IT WAS SUPER JR. HERE TO HELP THE POWERPUFF GIRLS
WHAT A HERO!
Guillermo Junior Saldana says
"woah woah WOAH"
"WHERE THE FUCK AM I?"
>Senbei< says
"YOU'RE IN THE CITY OF TOWNSVILLE, AND FOR SOME REASON THE POWERPUFF GIRLS NEED YOUR HELP!" CRIED A RANDOM CIVILLIAN
Guillermo Junior Saldana says
"THAT EXPLAINS THE PLOT FOR THE NEXT 25 MINUTES!" YELLED JR AS HE PULLED OUT HIS UBER AWESOME BANDANA
"I HOPE YOU DROPPED A DUECE, BECAUSE THIS SHIT IS ABOUT TO GET REAL!!!!!" SCREAMED JR AS HE FLUNG HMSELF TOWARDS THE TASTY TREATS
BLOSSOM"OH MY GOD, WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?!?!"
>Senbei< says
BUTTERCUP: I THINK IT MEANS HE'S GONNA GIVE THOSE GUYS A WHOOP! BAM! BAZAM! STRAIGHT OUT OF THE PARK! YEEEAh!
BUBBLES: WHY CAN'T WE JUST GET ALOOOOOOONG
Guillermo Junior Saldana says
JR: "BECAUSE NO ONE MESSES WITH THE MAYORS PICKLE JAR!!!!!!!!!!!"
AS JR WAS HURLING HIMSELF IN SLOW MOTION TOWARDS THE DELECTIBLE APPETIZERS
THEY SHOT THERE SAUSAGE CANONS!!!!!!!!!
>Senbei< says
"WATCH OUT, SUPER JR!!!!!" SCREAMED THE MAJOR, WETTING HIMSELF IN HIS EXCITMENT
BUT SUPER JR WAS PREPARED FOR THIS
HE PULLED OUT A SHIELD FROM HIS UNDIES AND REPELLED THE HUGE MEAT BULLETS BACK AT THE GIGANTIC SAUSAGE ROLLS!
Guillermo Junior Saldana says
"FOOLISH MORTAL! HOW COULD YOU REPEL IT SO EASILY
>Senbei< says
"I CAN SEE INTO THE FUTURE, EDIBLE SCUM!"
Guillermo Junior Saldana says
"THEN YOU SHALL DIE!!!!!!"
THE SCRUMPTIOUS BITES GRABBED SUPER JR WITH THEY
'RE GIANT CLAWES
"NOW YOU'LL SEE WHAT IT FEELS LIKE TO BE A LADY"
JR"WOAH HEY WHAT?"
JR" BUBBLES, BLOSSOM.... A LITTLE HELP
>Senbei< says
"THEY CAN'T MEAN WHAT I THINK THEY MEAN. THEY CAN'T DO THAT, KIDS ARE WATCHING!!"
Guillermo Junior Saldana says
"OH FUCK, RIGHT
THIS IS A CHILDS CARTOON"
AND PROCCEEDED TO PUT JR BACK DOWN
>Senbei< says
BUT JUST AS EVERYONE THOUGHT EVERYTHING WAS GOING TO BE OKAY...
"PSYCHE!"
THE GIGANTIC FOOD SUBSTANCES PICKED HIM UP AGAIN AND HUNG HIM UPSIDE DOWN BY HIS LEGS!
JR LOOKED DOWN, HE WAS SO FAR UP!
"NOW YOU WILL UNDERSTAND THE PAIN OF BEING EATEN! ALIIIIIIIIIVE"
Guillermo Junior Saldana says
AND THEN SWALLOWED HIM WHOLLE
ALL OF TOWNSEVILLE GREW SILENT AND THE YUMMY MORSELS ATE UP THEIR HERO
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
HE TASTES LIKE CHICKEN!!!!!!!!!!!!
>Senbei< says
EVERYONE STOOD IN A SHOCKED, UNSETTLED SILENCE
HAD THIS REALLY JUST HAPPENED?
WHO WAS GOING TO SAVE THE DAY NOW?
BLOSSOM: HEY THERE'S STILL US!
Guillermo Junior Saldana says
BUTTERCUP: YEAH! WE CAN STILL KICK SOME ASS
BUBBLES: HURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
WAS THIS THE END FOR OUR HEROES?
WILL BUBBLES, BLOSSOM, AND BUTTERCUP RESCUE JR?!?
WILL THIS SHOW EVER AIR BACK ON CARTOON NETWORK?!?!
FIND OUT NEXT WEEK
ER
TIME
ON!!!!!

>Senbei< says
THE POWERPUFF GUUUUUURRRRRLLLLLZZZZZ
Guillermo Junior Saldana says
FIGHTIN CRIME, BE-FO DINNAH TIME!

oh god
what just happened


>Senbei< says
I don't even
Guillermo Junior Saldana says
that was fucking EPIC

>Senbei< says
AGREED
SO MUCH HARDCORE ACTION
Guillermo Junior Saldana says
we need to post todays convo somewhere
THE WORLD MUST KNOW

AND IT SHALL BASK IN THE GLORY THAT IS POWERPUFF GUUUUURLZZZZ.