Posted

Jan 30th 2005

Mood

Dead

Music

I'm Not Okay (I Promise) by My Chemical Romance

-Arrive at a meeting late, say you're sorry, but you didn't have time for lunch, and you're going to be nibbling during the meeting. Then eat raw potatoes.
-Ask people to prove everything they say. (e.g. "I'm Bob, nice to meet you..." "PROVE IT!")
-At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
-Call every pager number you know and leave the number for your local McDonalds.
-Call everyone a communist.
-Construct elaborate "crop circles" in your front lawn.
-Continuously open your briefcase or bag and say into it, "Have you got enough air in there?"
-Declare your apartment an independent nation, and sue your neighbors upstairs for "violating your airspace."
-Every time someone asks you to do something or says something to you ask "Is that a threat?"
-Every time you see a particular coworker, shout, "So we meet again!" and laugh evilly.
-Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with a can of Lysol.

oh, and this is only the beginning. can you say weeks of endless entertainment?