Posted

Dec 15th 2009

Mood

I saw did this so I thought it'd be awesome to mess with it! Yay!
Reminds me of , actually.

Cleverbot: Can we change the course of history?

User: Apples are awesome nuggets of blue!

Cleverbot: Clever.

User: My mats are made of pure hate!

Cleverbot: O really? Why?

User: Justify my actions with ice cream and internet.

Cleverbot: Look, I'm not going to argue with you. It's not worth it.

User: With my powers combined I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll grant you three chili dogs!

Cleverbot: I am nomad, I am all I am perfect you are a infestation you must be eliminated.

User: Live the orc way! Take my hand in sleeping with a marvelous dog!

Cleverbot: Hold a mirror up, and there you are my friend.

User: With wisdom and truth! I am not one for subtly and blue.

Cleverbot: Maybe a green alien?

User: Quite the contrary. I have no need for shoes or tacos.

Cleverbot: Then what do you need.

User: Look! The east is BURNING RED!

Cleverbot: Can you remove your tank for me please.

User: THIS HAND OF MINE IS BURNING RED.

Cleverbot: Shall strangle you until you're dead.

User: ITS ROAR TELLS ME TO GRASP VICTORY.

Cleverbot: If its role play, and you say to go with it... What limits would you go to?

User: BURNING FINGERRRRRRR.

Cleverbot: Huh? Why would you want to burn people?

User: With nothing but my string and eyeballs, I will see to it that none forget him!

Cleverbot: Are you mad at me?

User: LOOK THE EAST IS BURNING RED.

Cleverbot: Gah...

User: I require no less that three.

Cleverbot: What?

User: Much of them lossless, if necessary.

Cleverbot: Sorry, it's a secret ballot.

User: I have broken you. You are mine. SO MANY QUESTIONS.

Cleverbot: Little time for so many questions?

User: THIS HAND OF MINE IS BURNING RED AGAIN.

Cleverbot: Mine glows with more power.

User: FUCK. YOU.

Cleverbot: No I'm Arnold Schwarzenegger.

User: Universe! Thanks for the save.

Cleverbot: You're welcome.

User: No one hits a man quite like Loran Cehack. Would you not agree, Mr. I ATE ALL THE CHEETOS.

Cleverbot: Why would I ponder that? I know exactly how much money I have, so I don't need to ponder it.

At that point, I was redirected out of the site. Awesome.