Posted

Jan 29th 2005

Mood

Dead

Music

"Dead Puppies"

RoseMillenia27: my boyfriend says saitou is a wannabe badass and that he's not cool at all
RoseMillenia27: ....
RoseMillenia27: i told him prepare to be STOMPED
Rem Bluesummers: O_=
Rem Bluesummers: YOU
Rem Bluesummers: WILL
Rem Bluesummers: RECEIVE
Rem Bluesummers: PAIN
Rem Bluesummers: omeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeggggeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Rem Bluesummers: -=on floor squirming=-
RoseMillenia27: boyfriend: going into a bombshelter
Rem Bluesummers: SAITOU HAS KEYS TO EVERYTHING!!
Rem Bluesummers: ESPECIALLY BOMBSHELTERS1!!ONE!!
RoseMillenia27: boyfriend: what if it's like eighty bombshelters and a prison thing and the oval office and a cardboard box with duct tape--lots of ductape--and food for like--ever, he can't cut through duct tape.
Rem Bluesummers: he'd like...fart or something, and you'de totally smell it.
Rem Bluesummers: no escape either
Rem Bluesummers: with your ducttape and such
RoseMillenia27: boyfriend: i have super-evasive smell action--doesn't matter how small the space is, i have mad skillz.
Rem Bluesummers: then saitou-kun would push your and watever your in's ass into da water, where you'de either eventaully suffocate or die from the intense pressure.
RoseMillenia27: boyfriend: *interjects at push* HOW CAN HE PUSH ME he's not in the box, and he can't go through walls 'cause he's not a ghost or magic either
RoseMillenia27: boyfriend: WHAT WATER THERE IS NO WATER IN THE BOX
Rem Bluesummers: touche.

unless i kill him, then he'd be some kind of sexy man beast poltergiest
Rem Bluesummers: and then...he'd like shove your face into his vagina and spin his head around and shit
Rem Bluesummers: and like, vom all over the walls
Rem Bluesummers: ...und.
RoseMillenia27: boyfriend: he's a cartoon--i'm not, he's not real, (me: he was real, actually,) then he's in heaven now (me: actually he was buddhist probably so he'd be reincarnated) then he'd be a flower and flowers can't be in awesome boxes
RoseMillenia27: boyfriend: 'cause me and food are the only thing in my box and i don't eat flowers
Rem Bluesummers: they can if they are accidentally ground up and then made into the awesome box, where he would break free and like, pollinate you tuh death.
RoseMillenia27: boyfriend: okay first of all i'm not a bee, second of all i'm in this box with food, flower, maybe, floWERS, no.
Rem Bluesummers: well, say saitou (the smexy animated one) is still alive, so he'd be all like,

"this is gay" and he'd come home to me, and just laugh knowing your still in that queer little box.

RoseMillenia27: boyfriend: it's not queer, it's square. and besides, i have your food, all of YOUR food.
Rem Bluesummers: i can just eat saitou.
Rem Bluesummers: ^_________^
RoseMillenia27: boyfriend: nope. i got that too. package-wrapped and everything.
Rem Bluesummers: well then...
Rem Bluesummers: -=SEPPEKU=-