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Kit Starr: What a douchebag-ridden art class.

  Kit Starr: What a douchebag-ridden art class.
Posted
Dec 4th 2009
Mood
Sick
Music
Watching Dollhouse on the Tube.
Dammit, I wish the teacher had left me at the table I'd been at in the beginning of the year. NO ONE at that table was an ass, we were the quiet table.
But then I was moved to another table, switched out with one of the annoying people. The guy I sat across from? Annoying as fuck. Singing all the damn time and breaking my concentration. Other times he'd mock me, or do some other immature shit that made me fall behind in the class. Then I finally snapped (although I was PMSing.. Normally I don't snap so easily) and threatened to stab him with a pencil (lol, reverting to my middle school ways of self defense..), and this made the teacher move me to YET ANOTHER location.. A table with not one, but TWO douchebags. One to my right, and one right across.
They joke about homosexuality and bisexuality, for one thing. One of them asked the other, "Hey, if your dad wasn't really gay, but he acted as a gay porn star and sucked dick for a living, how would you react?"
The other guy's response: "Fuck, I'd fuckin' DISOWN him, he ain't gonna be mah dad no more! FUCK no. I'd shoot his ass. Shit..."
Muthafuckin bastard.
I was like, "Whatchyu got against gay people,. huh!?"
The first guy said, "Uh oh, it's about to be a fight up in heeah!"
Second guy: "Psh, that wouldn't be no fight, that shit'd be a MASSACRE. But I would neva hit a girl, no matter how ugly they are."
(Just one thing: If I have to I will BITE yo' ass. And I have nails, not afraid to let 'em out. That son of a bitch doesn't know that, I bet.)


Then later another douchebag from the class is like, "Hey, don't you have a boyfriend?"
Me: "Psh, not anymore. I dumped him."
Him: "Oh. So he's yesterday's news? He didn't fulfill your ~needs~?"
Other guy: "Your ~sexual~ needs?"
Me: "You ass, I don't have any damn sexual needs, KTHAI." (God, you have no idea how badly I wanted to bring up the near-rape situation from April.. It immediately popped up in my mind there.. Damn, that incident made me extremely wary of guys.)

WHAT THE FUCK, MS. DAVIS. WHY THE FUCK DIDN'T YOU JUST FUCKING LEAVE ME AT THAT CALM TABLE!? THE FUCKING DOUCHEBAGS ARE RAPING MY MIND WITH THEIR FUCKED UP SINGING (which is twenty thousand times worse than the guy at the other table) AND THEIR JOKES ABOUT GAY/BI PEOPLE, AND THEIR ENDLESS MUTHAFUCKIN INSULTS.
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!?

/facestab









But y'know, other than that, school is pretty much a breeze.

Oh, and I let out my screaming/kicking/yelling/"I'm gonna kick your ass to China" side when shit like this happens multiple days in a row.
And when I'm PMSing again.
And when I didn't get much sleep at all this whole week.

/headdesk


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Comments

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113420 Says:

What you need is something obnoxiously painful or annoying that leaves no evidence whatsoever. Like a suspended bucket full of tar that you can tip over by pulling on a string of fishing line.
better make it hot, tar doesn't flow easy.

Zuon Says:

Just ask for your old seat back. If the teacher knows you well enough, she should oblige.

And, uh, if you ever meet me in real life (yeah, right) don't be scared of me, ok? I'm nice. And I'm not a douchebag either. I'm just a loser... with mental disabilities that make my emotions unstable sometimes... but I can mostly control that now! D8

Bozo Says:

Morons! You are surrounded by morons. When I was teaching in college we had that problem,but I kept a close eye on people like that and nipped it in the bud. Every student who wants to further his/her career has the right to peace and quiet at school.You, in my opinion,must involve your parents in this and get this stopped at once.

You are a clever young lady who has the right to get a good education,and not have it spoiled by idiots like this,It makes me mad to think about it. Go to the principal if nothing is resolved.

And keep me posted on this. I take a very dim view of this sort of laxed behaviour at schools.

Be strong and keep learning and get a good profession,and let those morons flip burgers all their lives. In the words of the bard: Sod them!

Think About It Says:

OH GOD, what A-Holes! I hate it when people act like being gay is the equivalent of them being an alien or something. I feel for you D:>

I'm just happy that the we don't have fixed seating arrangements in my art classes (well we kinda do, but no one sits there)

Most of the time the douches just sit there and don't do anything but talk about shit they watch late at night (lol, if you know what I mean)

While I'm usually given an alternate assignment that is harder so I don't have to be done with it in 20 minutes and be bored the rest of the time...

I hate my school, like EVERY class is kinda like that..... Its the "Gangster" School in my school district.

Goldenkt Says:

That sounds EXACTLY like my art class.

I'm sat on the quiet table with all my friends (The ones who actually want to get a distinction in our art gcse)

Then you have the table of twatty boys, horibble girls, the decent but bitchy people and then the norms.

Seriosuly though, if I had to move to the table with the twats id smack them on the head with a sewing machine... They spend all lesson taking the piss out of an AUTISTIC boy, make stupid comments whenever we have a conversation, and just act all racist. Then all the girls on the other table either call you or bum up to you like you're gods gift....

Seriously. Stab them with your paintbrush... or if they're the kind of boys who act like they know a geat deal about sex but are actually virgins... just go "Why are you saying that when you're like a virgin?"

Last time I did that I shut up this really like.... horribly pervy boy xD