Posted

Oct 30th 2009

Mood

She needs rent money, commission her, NAO! She's VERY cheap.


1. What do you say to yourself every morning?
"Wear Necromancerman."
I've never said that. D:

2. What do you want other people to say about you?
"Splash Necromancerman All Over."
Kinky. :3

3. Someone asked you out, your answer is...
"Nothing Comes Between Me And My Necromancerman."
I NO WANT STALKER! D:

4. How would you answer a booty call?
"Taste the Necromancerman."
Oh yeah. ;3

5. How would you introduce yourself to someone you really like?
"Necromancerman Keeps Going and Going."
No need for a clever remark here. :3

6. To someone you dislike?
"Pleasing Necromancerman the World Over."
No clue. D:

7. You're in a conversation and you suddenly feel the need to pee, how would you excuse yourself?
"The Cream of Necromancerman."
Let it soak in, not in that way though.

8. Your parents ask you why you got home late, you say...
"Necromancerman Tested, Mother Approved."
*insert your mom joke here*

9. You're failing a subject, you say...
"There's More Than One Way To Eat A Necromancerman."
Interesting.

10. The love of your life asks you to marry him/her, what do you say?
"No-One Does Chicken Like Necromancerman."
...

11. Your bf/gf is breaking up with you, you tell him/her...
"Reach Out and Touch Necromancerman."
I don't need any pity sex. ):<

12. Someone told you you're a jerk, you tell them...
"Time for a Sharp Necromancerman."
What?

13. What are the best words to describe you?
"How Many Licks Does it Take to Get to the Center of a Necromancerman?"
You just don't know with me.

14. If you're going to have a movie about your life, the title is...
"The Home of Necromancerman."
Oh yeah!

15. Your last words before you die...
"Look, Ma, No Necromancerman!"
...Too fitting.

16. Your message to a special someone..
"The Necromancerman With The Hole."
...Wow.

17. Title of this post will be..
"Four out of Five Dentists Recommend Necromancerman."
The fifth is an asshole. D: