Posted

Oct 29th 2009

Mood

Use this generator for your responses
http://thesurrealist.co.uk/slogan

Stole'd from .

1. What do you say to yourself every morning?
"Discover the Sammi difference."

2. What do you want other people to say about you?
"The incredible, edible Sammi."

3. Someone asked you out, your answer is...
"For the Sammi you don't yet know."

4. How would you answer a booty call?
"Like Sammi. Like never before."

5. How would you introduce yourself to someone you really like?
"You've always got time for Sammi."

6. To someone you dislike?
"Let the Sammi take the strain."

7. You're in a conversation and you suddenly feel the need to pee, how would you excuse yourself?
"There's only one Sammi."

8. Your parents ask you why you got home late, you say...
"I scream, you scream, we all scream for Sammi."

9. You're failing a subject, you say...
"Get busy with the Sammi."
LOLSIMILARTOSTEPH'S.

10. The love of your life asks you to marry him/her, what do you say?
"Did somebody say Sammi?"

11. Your bf/gf is breaking up with you, you tell him/her...
"This is the age of the Sammi."

12. Someone told you you're a jerk, you tell them...
"Kills all known Sammi - dead."

13. What are the best words to describe you?
"Shake the bottle, wake the Sammi."

14. If you're going to have a movie about your life, the title is...
"Exceedingly Good Sammi."
I lol'd for some reason.

15. Your last words before you die...
"You can do it when you Sammi it."

16. Your message to a special someone..
"Come see the softer side of Sammi."
Alliteration, much ?

17. Title of this post will be..
"Don't be vague. Ask for Sammi."