- Posted
- Oct 23rd 2009
- Mood
- Disturbed
Yum yum, look at this burger!
Okay now look at the REAL burger..
It's foul! It's disgusting! What kind of a sick individual fantasizes about this sort of thing..!
A normal whopper has 670 calories in it. And the average healthy amount of calorie intake for one individual a DAY is around 2,000 (calorie intake depends on may factors, this is a generalization)
So if we take 670X7, what do we get? 4,690! FOUR THOUSAND SIX HUNDRED AND NINETY CALORIES. If you eat this burger you should not eat another meal for TWO DAYS. But judging by the sheer amount of grease on this monstrosity I don't imagine you would be able to eat ANYTHING for two days! The worst part is, we haven't even taken into account the soda and fries you'll get with that burger! A small fry at BK has an extra 360 calories, while a small drink has 39 grams of sugar!
The united states is the fattest country in the world today, and it is because people glorify food in this way. It is a burger, not the holy grail!
Granted, this burger is only being released in Japan at this time, the fact is that people want to try it. It makes me sick to think that US Citizens can run around, chastising fat people when they practically cum in their pants over a heap of fried animal flesh.
I feel slimy and disgusting.
Poll: 7 Patty Whopper
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Yes | 9 votes
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No | 3 votes
Preed Reve Says:
wat u talkin bout? dat hawt!!111111111one
Ne Says:
...it might take me three days to consume that behemoth...but oh shit I'd do it.
CardboardtubeNinja Says:
My rebuttal to the rebuttal:
BBQ ribs are better.
Spectre787 Says:
Of course, I find it funny that it's available in Japan...
Eh, people make their own choices to be fat or thin.
TBH, I bet that tastes pretty good...
I think that thing is more novelty than for a meal lmao.
I don't think they actually expect anyone to eat all of it. It's a marketing ploy totally. And if anyone is dumb enough to eat the entire thing then they deserve to have their arteries clogged.
The Red Death Says:
Why won't you eat it? You don't look like you pay attention to diets anyhow.
General Dahlia Says:
I'd eat it.
Cobalt89 Says:
I absolutely adore fast food and, in particular, the whopper. I think that a DOUBLE whopper is pushing it, and I wanted to kill someone when I saw that for a short time that they made a quad whopper. Now 7? That fucking thing doesn't even LOOK tasty. It looks like a big pile of shit with more shit stacked on top. If this shit makes it's way to the US, I'll be pretty pissed. How are you honestly supposed to ingest/digest that fucking thing?