- Posted
- Oct 21st 2009
- Mood
It has recently come to my attention (thanks to that big friend drawing I did) that I don't have an ethnically diverse group of friends. Sure there are Hispanics and a few Asians, but there's too many whiteys I guess. So, (assuming this isn't racist) I'm thinking about taking auditions for a black friend. My black friend would need to be cool, fun, and totally unoffended by the casual use of the word black. I don't care how PC "African American" is, I don't want to use it because I'm totally fine with my black friend being from Europe or Australia or anywhere.
So, who wants to be my black friend?
Vidda Says:
African American, I still can't believe they coined that. Apparently you can only be politically correct with black people of recent African origins (and not Haiti for example) who live in the United States. With the rest of them you can either be racist or coin up an emergency origin-specific politically correct term or something.
BEGIN LOGICAL STATEMENT
YOUR SKIN IS BLACK
YOU'RE A BLACK PERSON
END LOGICAL STATEMENT
Anyway, unfortunately for you I did try very hard but I didn't manage to turn black. Looks like it isn't a choice to be black after all. The local xenophobic priest lied to me.
CardboardtubeNinja Says:
I take offence to that word whitey.
Justin Frost Says:
Hmmm
Can't help ya there man.
Leondra Says:
i will be your black friend
ProSonic Says:
Aww.I'm not black.
BabyfaceBenny Says:
Im extremely white, my arms are basically pale. Can one appear to have black skin if they tan excessively? If so, I shall be your black friend, sir! As a bonus, I'll look up backgrounds and practice dialects.
Junabelle Says:
I aint a whitey, I'm a dutch-creamy.
Jaxxy Says:
I'm preventing myself from saying something racist right now.