A girl who goes to my school just posted
the following as her facebook status:
Seriously guys, that dress was really expensive.
If anyone finds it can they please give it back to me?

because she left it
at the civic center
where homecoming was held
because she took her dress off
at homecoming on the dance floor
in the civic center at a school event.



she left the dance naked?

I don't even, what? I mean really.
I'd take a screen shot,
but I don't need you all knowing where I go to school.