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Kiwi Joy: 56) Sex

  Kiwi Joy: 56) Sex
Posted
Sep 21st 2009
Mood
Overheating
Music
A Dustland Fairytale ~ The Killers
KIWI SAYS

FUCK SHIT COCK THE INTERNET FREAKING WORKS.

I've been trying to connect for a very long time now. I've connected to 14 networks before actually finding the right one. FFFFFFFFFFFF.

SO YEAH. I'M AT UNI BEETCHES.

Also I just got back from 4 hours of intro Forensics and Physics lectures which started at 9:30am and the lecture theatre was a 20 minute walk from my flat coz I'm right on the other side of campus so I am A BIT TIRED x_x

My room is awsumsauce and I get along with all my flatmates. I even went to a speed meet (speed dating without the dating o3o) and met a girl on my course, so that's cool.

I've already messed up cooking pasta. I put it on the hob and it just would not boil so I left it and went in my flatmate's room to use his laptop (coz my internet is GAY) for 5 minutes and when I went back there was cheesy sauce all over the oven. Nice C:

Omgomgomgbbq one of my flatmates spent last year in Japan *w* He might even teach me some grammar so we can have proper conversations 8D; Currently I just shout random words at him. Last night everyone else was out and he was talking about shops in Japan and I was like "KONBINI!" and he was like "OMGYEAH!" and it was a megalulz moment. And he calls me Kiwi

I kinda don't want lessons to start ^-^;

It's epic though. So far. Yeah.

P.S. Title unrelated.

OTHER NEWS
I've decorated my room with all the pics people have drawn for me! It looks awesome, so thanks guys! ^___^

I RECOMMEND
University! DO IT.

FEATURED ART
'Trade - Kiwi the Fruit Bat' by Meekuh

I'm featuring this because anyone who wants to commission someone should consider Mika, she needs support if possible. And it wins.

 

Comments

  Comments

Rion 0 Says:

One word.

Poit.

Leah Akuma Says:

Nah nah nah. They were lying, that was a speed dating thing.

djgklhlkfgh lolz.

Kyo Shiomi Says:

WHAT IS THIS SPEED DATING I'VE NEVER HURD SUCH THINGS

RamTheDragon Says:

HOW DARE YOU OFFER SEX WITHOUT ANY OF IT IN YOUR JOURNAL >:C SHAME ON YOU!

But yeeeys internet works =3

Rade Says:

o0 3

The Red Guy 25 Says:

I love Uni. It's a blast.

And you totally used a few British slang words in there that I'm not used to seeing. xD

"On the hob" and "flatmates" are new to me. I guess you learn something new every day. I know what they mean, it's just different words. :)

Echo Snayperskaya Says:

Title is very related... you plan to rape all your uni friends DX