- Posted
- Sep 20th 2009
- Mood
Noah was a drunk,
Abraham was very old,
Issac was a day dreamer,
Jacob was a liar,
Leah was ugly,
Joseph was abused,
Moses had a stuttering problem,
Gideon was afraid,
Samson had long hair, and was a womenizer,
Jeremiah and Timothy were to young,
David had an affair, and was a murderer,
Elijah was suicidal,
Isaiah preached naked,
Jonah ran from God,
Naomi was a widow,
Job went bankrupted,
Peter denied Christ,
The diciples feel asleep while praying,
Martha worried about everything,
The Samaritan Women was divorced more than once,
Zaccheeus was to small,
Paul was to religious,
Timothy had an ulcer,and Lazarus was dead!!
We be trying to figure this thing out, and God already has us figured in. Amen
Kiwi Tang Says:
D'ohohohohoho, I love this.