Posted

Aug 5th 2009

Mood

These are just some of the most retarded things people said to me in real life.

"You are a lesbian in a straight guy's body!"

-Can someone tell how the fuck that works?


"You know, hollywood make films like Dragon Ball Evolution shit on purpose just so that people will watch it to criticize it and see just how bad it is. That is how holly wood makes money."

- Why would I travel all the way to the cinema (which is actually a 45 minute drive for me and my friends, btw), pay for an overpriced ticket, buy overpriced food and sit on my ass in from of a giant screen just so I can willingly see shit? People watch films like Transformers, GI Joe or the next marvel flick because they are hoping that the film they are about to see WILL be good. people don't fucking head to the cinema just so they can torture themselves.


"Twilight is good because it is pretty true. I can believe that Vampires can choose to be good or evil, I mean, would YOU choose to be good or evil?"

- In my honest opinion...no....no I will not choose to be good. If I was bitten by a vampire, I will have vengeance against humanity for the fact that they will choose to alienate me because of what I am. I will have the urge of drinking blood and its actually inevitable on when I will strike eventually. I would also be pissed because I can no longer enjoy the luxury of the sun. Really,if I was ever unlucky enough to become a vampire, I will reign mother fucking havoc on the fucking planet. I will bite every single none-virgin I could get my hands on and from what Hellsing has thought me, will become mother fucking zombies. I will rape virgins and bite them JUST so I can add more mother-fucking zombies to my army of the motherfucking undead.My undead legion will spread as fast as the news of Micheal Jackson's Death and eventually, the world will be my mother-fucking bitch. Granted, eventually there will be forces to try and stop me and eventually, I will be killed but I would probably not fucking care just as long as I left a major scar on the mother-fucking planet that will never recover. Fuck the pussy-ass afterlife of eating tofu and feeling sorry for myself.


"The only stupid thing in Twilight was the glittery thing"

-Correction, EVERYTHING in Twilight was fucking stupid.