- Posted
- Jul 23rd 2009
- Mood
- Hysterical
Ok, I fixed my stupid Sims. I had to reinstall it.
Anyway, ok last night. As you may have heard I was bitching often about my parents and their clutter *coughshitcough* Tried cleaning the kitchen the other day and actually got yelled at from mom... yes she yelled at me. A parent yelling at their kid for CLEANING. Does this make... ANY SENSE whatsoever?
So last night I had nothing to do and wanted to clean. Mom was asleep... *u* Vlad talked me into cleaning... while no one was looking
So I hit the bathroom. Ended up throwing away a shitload of almost gone deodorant, shampoo and such. Dust everywhere. Tears. Sadness. Amusement. Lots and lots of facepalming and asking "WHYYYY!?!?!?!!?!?!".
Some of the shit I found was gnarly 8D There was this plastic bag under one of the shelves. It had been there since we moved here (8 years) since no one bothered to 'unpack it' *though thank God no one did...* I had to put on a DUST MASK and take it outside so it wouldn't get dust all over the house
; it was like caked in dust bunnies! It was so LULZY! OH GOD WHY DO MY PARENTS DO THIS!? I ended up throwing the entire thing away.
8D I also found "personal cleaner" if anyone knows what this is besides me. I had to double check and read the directions, and I was right. "remove batteries" gave it away. *rolls* I have no idea who's it was, but it was amusing none the less
Found some odd thing I thought was a dildo at first. Seriously it looked like some weird 2-sided dildo. I grossed out because I almost touched it with my bare hands 8D but then after further inspection it's... well... I still don't know what it is. Some... "Super Scope 50x"? I think it's a laser measuring thing. I still think it looks like a 2 sided dildo 8D or maybe something for SRS assplay.
This is what happens when your parents are hoarders, people. I blame about 75% of my insanity on this... especially now that I'm a neat-freakish germaphobe *u*
....I'm going insane ;u; please help meee....
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p i m p hollistic Says:
....I need to clean my room c:
Shanoshi Says:
Dildo's can be found nearly everywhere!
EVEN AT YOU'RE LOCAL LIBRARY! ;D
Kiwi Joy Says:
Oh god that's ridiculous.
I don't like dirt or dusty stuff, but I don't like things to be tidy all the time; I like to have stuff I use a lot lurking around where it's easier to find instead of having to dig it out of a cupboard every day. But my mum puts anything she sees, be it downstairs or in my room, away somewhere so I can't find it when I'll obviously be using it in the next couple of days. Yet her own room is a complete mess, she can hardly get into her own bed. It annoys me so much, GRAH!
But at least there are no dildos lurking around that I know of ._.
ArcticStormWolf Says:
D:> oh gawd~! I feel SO badly for you for living in that house. *hugs~!* i have NO clue what lies around my aunts house. In fact...
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I DON'T WANT TO KNOW~! >_@;;
I might even find some caked-on dusty/dirty cloths or items.. or dildos (
but your story did make me chuckle.
BabyfaceBenny Says:
If you found a two-sided lazer dildo in the bathroom, what would you have found in the kitchen?!? O.O
Lost Love 27 Says:
Yay for neat-freak-ness. I have OCD. C:
My mom's organized, and my dad collects everything. I got both traits. So I have organized junk everywhere. 8D