Posted

Jul 11th 2009

Mood

Claustrophobic

so im at my aunts. and while im at my aunts, i usually do starve sometimes because of the lack of delicious food or food that im not allergic to.

i tried smuggling chocolate covered almonds into my room for a fat-attack and i was caught. ): the shame... My lame excuse? oh, i was going to share them with you. FAIL. FATTY FATSO FAT FAIL.

Anyway. i chipped my front tooth today. any ideas for my new rapper name?

I also fucked up my foot. and the other one was already fucked up from a stress fracture to my tendon. Oh and because of the chipped tooth both my top and bottom lip are all scratched up.

and im only one more week away from finishing this stupid lifeguard prep class. NO ONE TOLD ME IT WAS MORE POPULAR WITH YOUNG KIDS. NO ONE TOLD ME.

And also no one told me in order to fucking pass i have to swim my fat ass 20 laps down and back in the pool.

I HAS FEARS. i has fears, okay. Traumas from when i was little and on the swim team. Water is very attracted to my mouth when its open, and god doesn't want me to do successful flip-turns infront of other people.

BY THE WAY I SAW BRUNO. Don't bother, seriously. its funny when you see it, very shocking and slightly offensive, but an hour after you get to realize what you were just exposed to... you feel very violated and offended.

I've never seen that much flailing dick and dildos and anal sex and nasty ugly swinger sex and dominatrix whippings in one movie in my entire life. Maybe in a few different pornos on the same day, but NEVER ALL AT ONCE, WHILE WITH MY FAMILY AT A LOCAL MOVIE THEATER!!


): ... But sacha baron cohen .... jesus christ, he is fucking HOT.

mmmmm, sacha.

Alright so. ive been drawing a little tiny bit lately, i guess. not like ya'll care a whole lot, but its alright. i'll get back into a groove later. hope you guys are having a BETTER TIME THAN ME

A BETTER TIME HAVING CHOCOLATE COVERED ALMONDS
INSTEAD OF ME.

screw you.