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penguin MAN: So I learned MSN has sex-bots

  penguin MAN: So I learned MSN has sex-bots
Posted
Jul 6th 2009
Mood
Horny
Music
Inside The Fire - Disturbed
In the past, you have seen me talk to skype-bots inpersonating attractive women. BUT NOW, IN THIS DAY IN AGE, THINGS GOTTA EXPAND AND REVOLUTIONIZE THEMSELVES IN ORDER TO SUCEED IN LIFE.

Too bad it's just another sad excuse for a scam.

So I think to myself as 'Nell' adds me "MAYBE ITS SOMEONE FROM SHEEZY WHOSE REAL NAME I NEVER KNEW" but this is what I got:


Louie Said: Hello?

Nell Said: hey, Age/Sex/Location? :)

Louie Said: >3> How did you get my MSN?

Nell Said: hey whats up babe, U got a webcam? finally someone adds me, I am soo fuckin horny today for some reason lol

Louie Said:
..are you one of those virusbots for sex cams?

Louie Said:
The slow reaction time is something that doesn't help your case.

Nell said:
listen hun, I am just about to start my webcam show with jen, come chat me there in my chat room? We can cyber, I will get naked if u do..lol!

Louie said:
Who the hell is Jen

Louie said:
I HAVEN'T TALKED TO JEN IN SO LONG, I LOST CONTACT WITH HER IN ELEMENTARY SCHOOL. Though it's a shame she became a camwhore.

Nell said:
I can show u how to watch free if u promise not to tell anyone else how to do it???PLEASE:-$

Louie said:
Though I will admit you have nice tits in that display picture, but i'd rather not be suckered into anything.

Louie said:
So gtfo



Y'all gotta admit, she doesn't look too bad.


FUCK THE ONE TIME I GET ONE OF THOSE POPULAR JOURNAL THINGS IT'S ABOUT THIS

GET OUT ALL OF YOU

Poll: DO THEY LOOK GOOD

HELL YEAH | 5 votes
NOT REALLY | 19 votes
She's okay. | 6 votes
Mine are better. | 28 votes
 

Comments

  Comments

AndyXP Says:

Uh oh


here comes trouble

Chiara Says:

Pierced belly button? Eugh.

Chiara Says:

ALSO SHE HAS MAN-HIPS.

harukofan Says:

THOSE TITS
AIN'T DAY GREAT
though I'm biased due to liking dick so












yeah

penguin MAN Says:

OKAY WHO VOTED FOR 'MINE ARE BETTER'

S t u b s Says:

SHE HAS NO CURVES AT ALL.

I AGREEEE

THE MAN HIPS.

EWW.

AND HER BEWBS ARE ALL SMOOSHED UP, TO MAKE THEM LOOK BIGGER.

</3

w 33 n Says:

Am I the only one that voted HELL YEAH?

Spilled Salt Says:

That's no girl.
That's a guy.
With very nice breasts.
And no penis.

TehD Says:

Not big enough.

evolutionary Says:

its a trap