Posted

Jun 27th 2009

Mood

Annoyed

Inkheart, The Movie

It sucked.

They picked wretched actors with no talent.

They changed important details from the book.

The directing sucked butt.

The soundtrack was lame and unoriginal.

The camera angles were horrible. They had
three cameras pointed at the same level of
Mortimer and Meggie sitting on a freaking
bench and they kept switching between them
every two seconds just cause they could. It
stank. It was right up there with Eragon in
sucking.

They changed the ending- NUUU!!
The book was written for teens and the movie
seemed like it was made for six year olds.
The only character they got right was the
most minor character in the whole movie; the
Arabian kid, and he was still a bad actor.
Dustfinger cannot summon fire from his hands.
*facepalm* And 'dragon-spark' is ridiculous.
The boy can't do it either, kay? AGHHHH- I'm
gonna go die in a cave now.

I'm a very sensitive person when directors
turn perfectly AWESOME books- perfectly
flawless books- into crappy movies. If they
had just stuck to the book, it would have
been fine. But what am I saying that hasn't
been said a million times by other fans?