Posted

Jun 22nd 2009

Mood

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, citizens and politicians, o great and glorious members of the bloodsucking mediocracy, it is time that I finally come to grips with who and what I am.

For years, I daresay my entire life, I have been told by society that because of my skin color, I am a White racist bigot. For all of this time, I have fought against this ruling, believing it to be hopelessly ironic racism in of itself. For years, I have fought against such mistreatment of others, for the acceptance of human beings as equals despite their appearance or belief system. For this reason, I purposefully avoided observing world events and politics to be sure that my mind was not swayed by various bias in the media.

But today, I say no more!

There has been no denying that, hard as I have tried, cracks have surfaced in my outer shell revealing the true me. The me who has opinions. The me who is capable of thought and, therefore, truly a danger to human society. So it is with this in mind that I can no longer rebel against what I am. Yes, I have finally learned that racism, the very crime which I have accused the world of, is only possible if one IS White! And racism is unavoidable if one is White! Yes, because of my race, I am a worthless, sickening, drooling pig. Oh, the wasted years of brotherly love toward my fellow man! Fellow man... PAH! Who am I kidding? My only "fellow man" are other idiotic White bourgeois plebes wallowing in their stupidity, bitter over their inferiority and forcing said inferiority on superior races!

At least that's what people tell me for disliking Barack Obama. It certainly can't be because of the fact that his Presidency directly opposes the Constitution, concerning his questionable birthplace. It certainly can't be the fact that he has time and again proven his own prejudices... *laughs* Silly me. Once again, I accuse a Black man of being prejudiced! Haha! How can that be possible? He's not White! And it certainly can't be the myriad examples he's given of being a socialist, of his rampant spending of American money, not to mention many other interesting little things about him that the mass media has worked their asses off trying to cover.

Nope. I'm just a White racist.

Oh well.

Anyway, all of this bitter sarcasm is just my way of saying I rescind what little attempts I'd made to remain non-political and hereby throw my hat into the arena. Don't like it? Bite me. I'm probably going to make some enemies here, but hey... What's a few more? I've learned over the years that I thrive on conflict, so bring it on!!!



Oh, and for the record... I voted for Alan Keyes when he was in the primaries. What about the rest of you racist jackasses?