Posted

Feb 27th 2009

LAPTOP.
IS.
DEAD.

Ugh, fucking hell!

I got enough money to get a new one (but those accounts are investments, so the next one isn't availible for like 2 more months)...

But, rather work up some money now and do it that way, hopefully in short enough order.

On top of my Art for comission, I also have stuff for sale.
My price set, with Sample links:

In the words of the Zelda (1) Shopkeep:
BUY SOMETHIN' WILL YA?!

See my new exposition/gallery website!
http://h1.ripway.com/ucnux/XuncuFlashSiteV2/home.html
My price set, with Sample links:

(Computer-dependant artwork will be delayed to varying degress, depending on type of comission)

--Graphic Art--
$5 - Detail-Light Pencil Sketches - httphttp://www.sheezyart.com/view/1604722/
$10 - Detail-Heavy Pencil Sketches -
$15 - Inked Pictures (Hand-Drawn or Digitial) - http://www.furaffinity.net/full/664077/
$25 - Colored Pictures - Stencil/Marker: http://www.sheezyart.com/view/1609235/ Digitial: http://www.sheezyart.com/view/1755704/ http://www.sheezyart.com/view/1352150/ http://www.sheezyart.com/view/1352111/

--Sprites--
All Sprites are made from scratch; no Frankensprites or reColors!
$10 - Sprite Comic - add more panels for $5/panel - http://www.sheezyart.com/view/1105735/ http://www.sheezyart.com/view/891485/ http://www.sheezyart.com/view/163058/ http://www.sheezyart.com/view/891497/
$15 - Sprite set - 3-4 poses, depending on size and complexity of charater http://www.sheezyart.com/view/163203/ http://www.sheezyart.com/view/163187/
$10+ $3n - Animation, with "n" being the number of panels above the template panel

--Photo Manipulations/Alterations--
$5 - Alterations (touch-ups, minor editing) - http://www.sheezyart.com/view/375413/
$20 - Heavy Manipulation - http://www.sheezyart.com/view/1082612/

--Flash--
Icons, mini-galleries, Ad Server-Applicable banners, small websites, ect.
Price will have to be discussed; factors will naturally include project size and complexity. - http://art2.server05.sheezyart.com/swf/175/1758303.swf http://h1.ripway.com/ucnux/Flash%20Work/xuncu_flash.htm
My Flash training also includes minimizing filesize, so if you's like to comission me to help build you a private website, I will help you keep bandwidth issues down.

--MISC-- (Will need to be discussed for terms and prices)
Sculpture - http://www.sheezyart.com/view/163118/
http://www.sheezyart.com/view/163108/ http://www.sheezyart.com/view/1720003/
Writing
-Poetry: http://www.sheezyart.com/view/1251513/
-Short Story: http://www.sheezyart.com/view/994566/ http://www.sheezyart.com/view/994602/ http://www.sheezyart.com/view/994678/ http://www.sheezyart.com/view/995243/

--XXX--
+$5 to any project for pornographic elements - Art: http://www.furaffinity.net/full/239854/ http://www.sheezyart.com/view/1352129/ Short Story: http://www.furaffinity.net/full/140091/ http://www.furaffinity.net/full/140107/ Sculpture: http://www.sheezyart.com/view/1494347/

Also, note that my speed may (will) be affected by any outside comitments; travel, school, other projects, or such; the number of days a project takes up may differ depending on time of week, month, or year. However; like for Flash, the billable hours a project will take will be in proportion with the size of the project.


===ALSO===
Stuff for sale: some items may be sold on Best Offer

*Webcam- "A4-Tech Viewcam Pro" w/disk- $7 - microphone broken, camera works fine.
*Logitech lazer mouse- $3 - 2btn, w/scroll wheel
*Pokemans cards; ifs you're interested; chat with me n' let me shows you thems.

*Books: $10 each
-Star Wars;
-~ Young Jedi Knights (Complete set)
-~ X-Wing; Iron Fist
-~ Champions of the Force (Trilogy)
-Chobits by CLAMP book 2
-Wish by CLAMP book 1
-Initial D book 1
-Dragon Ball -book 4, 5
-The Moon is a Harsh Mistress, by Robert A. Heinlein

*DVDs: $20 Each
-New Dominion Tank Police
-Gravitation Vol 4
-Megaman; Battle for the Future (second half of the American 'toon set)
-Pokemans; I has them (just the 1st one)
-Steel Angel Kurumi
-~Season 1"Encore"
-~Season 2 disk 1
-Sakura Dairies disk 4
-Nuku Nuku
-~TV disk 2, 4
-~All Purpouse Cultural Catgirl 1 disk
-Viewtiful joe disk 2

*X, XX, XXX
All items have been reviewed for high-grade visual quality and sexual appeal. Magazines and Doujins are in clean, pristine condition, and hygenic. All items, upon request, will be wrapped in paper within the shipping box for an extra level of privacy. It will be by USPS, unless otherwise requested for security/speed.
My tastes include big boobs, lotsa cum, that sorta thing. As fetishes go, I don't think I have any that are particuary outlandish.
$10 - Mags
$15 - Doujins
$20 - Art Collection Disks
$30 - Porn/Hentai DVD
$40 - European Import Porn/Hentai

*Games
Ngggggggggg...... yeah, I'll sell some.
-GB(A) (console not for sale)
-~Metroid: Fusion - $5
-~Pokemans - I has lots of thems: Blue, Gold, Silver, Leaf Green - $7 -each
-~Legend of Zelda (the GBA port of the first game) - $15
-~Warioware Inc (GBA) - $7
-Dreamcast (Console $40, 25% off with purchase of both offered games)
-~Dead or Alive 2 - $10
-~Sonic Adventure - $10
-SNES (console not for sale)
-~Super Scope 6 (just cartidge) - $2
-N64 (console not for sale)
-~Legend of Zelda: Ocarina or Time (version 1.1: grey cartige, Swordless Link has to be done the other way, Gerudo emblem look like Islam symbol) - $10
-~Pokemans Stadium (let me shows you my stadiums; I has the GB-linking thingie) - $2
-~Goldeneye 64 - $13
-~Bomberman 64 - $6
-GameCube (console not for sale)
-~Dragon's Lair 3D - $10


Shipping: Drawings, scluptures, books, DVDs, or a CD with origional phototshop or Flash files can be shipped. As with any shipping; in bulk is cheaper, so get lotsa stuff!

Thanks to :iconjessicaelwood: for the advice on pricing and Journal content.

ALSO!

Laptop parts for sale.
PC Model
Dell INSPIRON 5150
For certian re-usable parts:
UXGA 15" Samsung LCD, wide viewing angle monitor - $100 OBO
Battery, Malaysia Direct Ship 14.8 V, 12 C, Lithium, Panasonic - 4 to 6 Hour Charge - $40
Keyboard, UNITED STATES..., 85, S-PTG Abacus - $15
Adapter, Alternating Current 130W, 19.5V, Liteon, World Wide (Tested and confirmed!) - $25
Assembly, COMPACT DISK READ WRITE/DIGITAL VIDEO DISK DRIVE COMBO..., Small Form Factor, Quanta Storage IncAbacus - CD-RW/DVD-R combo - $50
Card, Graphics, NVIDIA..., 32MB, NV34, 5150 - $40

RAM: All in great condition (do RAM chips get wear-and-tear?)
Dual In-Line Memory Module, 128333, 16X64, 8K, 200 pin - 128 MB - $20
Dual In-Line Memory Module, 256333, 32X64, 8K, 200 pin - 256 MB - $10
Dual In-Line Memory Module, 1024333, 128X64, 8K, 200 pin - 1GB - Two chips avalible - $50

Motherboad, Heat Sink, Processor (Processor, 80532, 3.06G, 512K Flip Clip Grid Array- Pentium 4) in Uncertian Condition: I don't know what broke.
I hope the Hard Drive still works, so I'm keeping it (luckly, my last backup to my external HD is only like a month old. Not too much prawn or artwork lost).

If you want the whole laptop (minus Hard Drive, plus all 4 rams chips (it has space for two) as is, repair it if you can: $400 OBO (You'll need to barter with me if you want less than $300, tho).


Game on!