Posted

Feb 18th 2009

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Annoyed

Music

Whatever is on my phone.

First off, the famous video showing my rage as preformed by Captain Falcon.

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Next, an Article to explain the rage, read first BEFORE YOUR COMMENT PLEASE.

http://community.livejournal.com/twilight_sucks/578522.html?page=2#comments



...Finished it? Good, now then as you read in that situation, this is one of the many, many, MANY reasons I hate Twilight (and why you should as well), it's terrible that a poorly written piece of shit like that can cause women to cum buckets over a faggot glowing vampire.

IT. IS. RIDICULOUS.

Honestly, you do not leave a 6 year old kid who has possible issue alone in a film. That is just bad parenting, and you ESPECIALLY should NEVER leave them alone in a Tim Burton, most of that guys stuff while good is creepy, and mind-scaring as a Child. Also, is it ironic, that I a seventeen year old male, should have a better idea about how to take care of a kid? Let's talk about some options she had.

First Option:
Sit there in the theater with your kid, and enjoy the film with him. Sure, it's not your cup of tea, but your kid is gonna love you for it plus, you were kid once as well, least she could have done was watch that quality (in comparison to twilight) in front of her and be mildly entertained.

Second Option:
Sit there in the theater with her kid, and read the shitty book that is causing her to have some pretty good Orgasms I suppose, I've been in a theater before, and the light from the screen is enough to read a book, trust me I've done it before. Though of course, this option makes you look like a douchebag to other parents who brought their spawn to a film they'd thought they would all enjoy.

but, what does our subject do? She choose option three.

Sit outside the theater and swoon over a fucking book, that was written for FOURTEEN YEAR OLD GIRLS, and possibly jack off to Bella and Edwards SEXING...


Honestly, I've read the first book, it was absolute shit, and I cannot believe I wasted my time on it. While this isn't totally on topic, a friend of mine actually bitched me out in front of our other friends, telling me not to insult someone's hard work. I stood there for a second dumbstruck, then proceeded to reply with: "Hard work? Hell give me Ten minutes and I could write better smut then that."

Before anyone gets any ideas, NO, I will not be writing smut. That was just me getting in one last retort before the first bell rang. You also know something bad when a famed writer, say Stephen King says something like this:

[I]"Both Rowling and Meyer, they're speaking directly to young people," he said. "The real difference is that J.K. Rowling is a terrific writer and Stephenie Meyer can't write worth a darn. She's not very good."

Ahh... I love it when intelligent people point this stuff out, it's so great to know that at least some people in the world aren't dribbling idiots (See Twilight-Fan).

Well, I hope this explains to you people why I hate Twilight so much, that pretty much ended my rant.


P.S. Want to see another source of my rage? www.twilightmoms.com