Posted

Jan 23rd 2009

1.) Your name? Mia

1.) Missing In Action (my coworkers call me that )
2.) a slang term used by pro-eating disorder folk (of all the things to support.. *facepalm*), that refers to BuliMIA. (the fuck???0

2.) Your age? 18

The age where an American can:
1. Legally buy pornography
2. Legally buy cigarettes
3. Legally gamble in Indian Casinos
4. Legally be considered an adult
5. Be tried as an adult in a court of law
6. Be drafted for a war they don't believe in
... but still cannot buy alcohol. (I still support the no-alcohol until 21 rule, I don't need to die in a car crash because idiots can now legally drink at a frat party)

3.) One of your friends? Megan

A girl that is very stubborn but at the same time can be the greatest friend on the planet. She loves pizza and is absolutely gorgeous. She is loved by everybody and is fucking hilarious!
Megan is my best friend. (I dunno about the pizza part, but everything else is true!0

4.) What should you be doing? I dunno?

I dunno? isn't defined yet. (muwahahahaha!)

5.) Favorite color(s)? White

1. The color white.
Contrary to popular belief the word "white" is not a racial comment or slur.
2.another word for the drug cocaine (yo where's mah white?!)

6.) Birthplace? Chicago

Best damn city in the world! (HELL YEAH!)

7.) Month of your birth? May

cool; sexy; hot (the fuck???)

8.) Last person you talked to? Mom

The woman who loves you unconditionally from birth, the one who puts her kids before herself and the one who you can always count on above everyone else.

Just telling her your problems makes you feel better because mom's always know how to make it all go away.

Even if you fight, know that she's just looking out for your best interests.
(LIIIEEESSS!!!)

9.) One of your nicknames? Fox

1. A television network that produces the most degrading, mind-retarding, digressive, low-budget reality programming on the planet. It has gained credibility as a major network by consistently feeding the masses with crap that fills them up. High points for the network include animated shows, especially Family Guy, which they eventually cancelled.

2. A news program that is the most sensationalist of all of the 24 hour news channels. Again, FOX NEWS has experienced high viewership due to its unparalleled ability to catch the eye of the imbecile with ridiculously exaggerated reporting and other tactics aimed at getting viewers first, and giving correct, unbiased, factual news second. Also a perfect example of how the media, in all actuality, is much more conservative than liberal. The common misconception that the media is liberal is based on surveys that asked anchors, reporters, and other people that are on the camera to give their political affiliation. The survey should have been done on the big businessmen that own everything, who are the people that get to decide what gets on the air and who gets to keep their jobs.

3. Any of various carnivorous mammals of the genus Vulpes and related genera, related to the dogs and wolves and characteristically having upright ears, a pointed snout, and a long bushy tail.
(damn that's a long one )