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ringoCATALOG: Dear Asshole Best Friend

  ringoCATALOG: Dear Asshole Best Friend
Posted
Jan 8th 2009
Dear Yosuke,

We've been friends for only a short time, but I really really liked spending time with you. We'd go for walks, hang out at the shopping district, and pick up chicks after school. You were my non-gay life partner, for a time. But after you did what you did, I don't think I can forgive you. The fact is, you treated (and are continuing to treat) one of our mutual friends in such a horrible fashion that I can't even stand to be in the same room with you. You talk down to him, yell at him, and even go so far as to embarrass, and harass him. He went through a lot of shit, but you absolutely could NOT leave it alone and had to open your mouth up. Just because he may, and this is a big MAY, be a little "fruity", it doesn't give you the right to say HO SNAP R WE GONNA BE SAFE IN THE TENT WITH U HERE!?!? He is not Rapeman. He is not going even look at you in any strange way because most of the time he's too busy thinking about fighting people or about sleeping. I have asked you repeated times to cut him some slack, but you haven't stopped it with your attitude. I'm not sure I can handle being your friend anymore if this is how you treat someone who you are supposed to respect and care about. I'm sorry, but...you are an asshole. Plain and simple...

..thinking about it now, it may be too difficult for me to quit hanging out with you. I'm not sure why. I feel strangely around you, and I can't really explain it. Not like how I feel around the girls, but something else. Something unexplainable that makes me want to keep calling you even when its three in the morning. Something that makes me want to make you boxed lunches all the time. Something that makes me want to forgive you for being such a complete douche-bag to that poor kid...


(Could this be....love?)

Your best friend,
MC
 

Comments

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MistressLegato Says:

No way it's love if he's THAT much of a dickweed.

Chai Latte Says:

Stay away! no need to pitty an ass, they never change even if they claim they do, at least in my experiences.

Lillico Says:

maybe I should just leave Kanji in that bath house..... he seems pretty content in there for the time being.

ChocolateNuke Says:

Well I have some douchebag for a friend, but I don't love him.

One weird situation you got there.

deaththekid Says:

L...OL. And I thought this was a serious journal, too :X

hyperactiveice Says:

Dork, what's it from?