Posted

Jan 7th 2009

Mood

Horny

Music

"Possum of the Grotto" - Rasputina


Pilfered from her.

Rules:
- Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your responses to the following nine statements.
- Post the first definition it gives you.
- Tag 3 people.

1. Your name: Tim

v. to sex someone up
n. man with a massive schlong

2. Your age: 16

Legal age for fucking in the UK.

3. Friend's name: Jake (I used the second definition instead of the first because the first was dumb and the second was awesome)

A extremely long penis of at least fourteen inches.

4. What you should be doing now: drawing

Drawing is a form of visual expression and is one of the major forms within the visual arts. There are a number of subcategories of drawing, including cartooning, and certain drawing methods or approaches, such as "doodling," may or may not be considered as part of "drawing" as a "fine art."
The word 'drawing' is used as both a verb and a noun:

* Drawing (verb) is the act of making marks on a surface so as to create an image, form or shape.
* The produced image is also called a drawing (noun). A quick, unrefined drawing may be defined as a sketch.

5. Favorite color: purple

Extremely potent marijuana, specifically marijuana buds that have a purple hue to them. Also accompanied by a fragant, usually fruity smell and mad perma-grin.

6. Birthplace: Bedford Hills (Not defined yet, so I chose "Bedford")

Extremely white collar,preppy and wealthy town roughly 45 minutes north of New York City in Westchester County, New York. Situated in between the infamous Greenwich, CT and Chappaqua, NY, Bedford has an extremely rural and New Englandy feel to it, containing farms with horses, large forests and rolling hills. Bedford is, however, far from your average rural town. Due to its relaxing atmosphere and close proximity to NYC and several large bodies of water, Bedford attracts the "rich and famous" and is considered to be one of the wealthiest towns in the United States. Residents include Glen Close, Chevy Chase, Mariah Carey, rapper DMX, billionaire George Soros, billionaire Donald Trump, billionaire Nelson Peltz, designer Ralph Lauren, designer Calvin Klein, designer Joseph Abude, Monica Lewinsky, and Susan Suranden. It seems at though the town is split 50/50: Jewish/WASP--the two groups are very different but get along fine. The average price for a home is over 1,000,000 dollars; many homes lie in estates of over 100 acres that entail lavish gates, swimming pools and sometimes even helicopter pads. Bedfordians are far less snotty, but equally as wealthy as Greenwhich or Chappaqua residents, as exemplified by the fact that most of the wealthy teenagers go to the local public high school. Residents under 18 drink way too much and are generally addicted to cocaine.

7. Birth month: March (This definition is true!)

Month in which creative, layed-back, dreamy, cool people were born.

8. Last person you talked to: ChapperIce (No definition. Here's the definition for "Chap" instead, since I call her that sometimes.)

Man; friend; chum

9. One of your nicknames: Goat

Greatest
Of
All
Time

(like tight, the best)

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