- Posted
- Jan 7th 2009
YOU CAN'T SUBSTITUTE STYLE FOR KNOWING HOW TO COMPOSE, COLOR, SHADE, AND RENDER A PIECE. YOU JUST CAN'T.
JAWS DO NOT CONNECT THAT WAY. THEY JUST DON'T. IT ISN'T A STRAIGHT LINE TO THE EAR. I HAVE NEVER SEEN ANYONE WITH A HEAD LIKE THAT.
ANIME IS FINE WHEN WELL DONE. IF THE SPACE BETWEEN HER EYES IN EQUAL TO THE LENGTH OF MY DICK, THEN YOU FAIL AT ANIMU.
IF YOU ARE PRETTY SURE I KNOW MORE ABOUT ART AND PAINTING THAN YOU DO, BUT YOU GO AHEAD AND TALK OUT YOUR BUTT ABOUT COLOR THEORY AND COMPOSITION, I AM GOING TO GET MAD AT YOU, AND IT IS YOUR FAULT THAT YOU CONTRACTED THE STUPID AND PROVOKED MY WRATH, NOT MINE. DEAL WITH IT.
OH YES. YOU ARE AN INDIE-POP SENSATION WHAT WITH YOUR PSEUDO-PRINT SCREEN ART AND YOUR STRANGE ASS CONCEPTS. I KNOW IT TAKES YOU 5 MINUTES TO MAKE A PIECE OF MEDIOCRE ARTWORK. YOU HAVE A FORMULA. PSYCHOSIS/FRUIT/ANIMALS/GIRL + PATCHY COLORS/TWINS/DRIPPY WATERCOLORS = WIN. BUT THAT DOESN'T MAKE IT GOOD OR CREATIVE.
I DON'T LIKE THE FACT THAT YOU GET MORE RECOGNITION FOR VECTORING NARUTO SCREENSHOTS THAN I DO MAKING A HUGE PAINTING THAT IS MADE OF THOM AND WIN. IT MAKES ME WANT TO SHOVE A SPICY TACO UP YOUR VAGINA.
I DISLIKE THAT I AM SO BITTER AND THAT MY HORMONES ARE MAKING ME WRITE THIS, BUT I AM REALLY NOT A BAD PERSON, JUST EXTREMELY ANGRY ABOUT CURRENT EVENTS GOING ON IN THE DA/SA WORLD.
ALSO, DON'T GO ON MSN AND FLAME ME AND THEN THINK I CAN'T FIND YOUR ART PAGE USING YOUR EMAIL ADDRESS, YOU ASSHOLE. IF I START FLAMING YOU, THEN IT IS YOUR FAULT, NOT MINE, AND IF YOU END UP CRYING SO HARD YOU PISS BLOOD BECAUSE I BURN YOUR ASS WITH MY FIRE TONGUE, THEN FUCK, STILL NOT MY BAD YOU WAPANESE FURFAG.
Dr Gregory House Says:
We need more journals like these.
Zetsubou Eureka Says:
May I ask who flamed you? It makes me want to....flame them.
TehD Says:
Woah. O:
Dellamorte Dellamore Says:
Sorry, but this has been buggin' me for a while. I don't mean to come of as a jerk, I'd probably want the complete opposite of that, I even bought one of your drawings!
I completely and utterly love your art. Some of it is probably too conceptual for me to get, but for the most part, it is all very beautiful. A lot of people like your art. The people who comment on your journals like your art. Most of the people who comment on your art like your art, but not everyone is going to like it.
What are you expecting, everyone to completely fall head over heels for your masterpieces? Unfortunately that's impossible whether its this site or Deviant art, even in the artsy fartsy world of three-dee where we live. Someone, most likely the majority of the population will either not like or not 'get' your art.
But I think you have to focus on the people who can't get enough of it and stop getting all pissed of at Narutodogfan896 and all those other peoples, honestly I don't think they are worth your time.
I, of course, don't want to appear as if I know you or as if I know everything in the whole world, but it really irks me when the whole "No one likes my stuff on here or da lol" comments rear their ugly head-like appendages.
So again, a pat on the back and a firm handshake, keep it up with the wonderful and fantasticalinatious artings and remember; I bought art from you, that makes me at least 3 times better than anyone who hasn't right?
P.S. I don't think I'm better than anyone.
P.S. 2 I do think you're awesome and so does everyone else. Stop complainin' or pointing out about how no one likes youse.
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Munkee Says:
I... think I love you :X
ChocolateNuke Says:
Oh my god why haven't I heard of you yet.
Shame some retarded mod probably has its sights on you for speaking the truth like that.
doc tor nec ros Says:
a comment filled with rage not aimed at the mods i think i just creamed my panties and have faith with internaughts again...
Parcel Sisters Says:
The beauty of your soliloquy has moved me to tears. *sniffle*
Robber Baron Says:
This is how it's always been and how it will always be. Just be thankful that the professional world weeds out those who are horrible. Also, don't close out actual advice because they are all shit. Though I am sure you did not get to your level by thinking you were always right.
Quimera Says:
So I say you placed those strokes on the face randomly, with random "cool" looking colors and you get mad, responding your stuff is "real" art.
are you kidding me? Do you think your stuff is REAL art?
Excuse me, but you and I got a long way for that.