- Posted
- Jan 4th 2009
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I betcha male enhancements don't make a man's penis bigger. They just make his balls smaller.
On another note, I had a dream that I was in a boarding school, posing as a student, along with my best friend who was a famous actress in the dream. We were investigating a haunted neighborhood nearby. Brad Pitt was at the school for some reason. I fought with him a lot. Not like, fists or anything, cause he'd whoop me, but verbal abuse.
That was an older dream. A more recent one would be the one where I was on a submarine and I was trying to torpedo pirates. And not the modern day pirates, but the "arggh" and swashbuckling pirates. Guy Cecil was there. I'd marry him if he were real.
I'm playing Final Fantasy IV for the DS. Don't you guys freaking HATE Edward? WTF kind of option is "hide"!? Seriously!! That's the only thing I ever use because he is SO USELESS. Like I'd ever waste an augment on him!! Damn spoony bard. Also, I hate enemy ambushes. They piss me off.
And Cecil looks like a girl as a paladin. Before you couldn't tell when they were just little 16-bit sprites, but he has very feminine features in the new game.
Despite my warnings, Jen asked me if she could borrow New Moon.
I watched a marathon of House. That show is awesome!!!
Spikesbloodydame Says:
lol
On the male enhancers thing u wanna hear a funny story. I work in a hospital and a guy came in with a penis pump stuck on him. He had had a stroke while he was pumping up his penis. and his hand was still involuntarily pumping without him knowing. it was kind of funny. What made it funny? The guy was sixty and he was my pastor.
you must never give anyone ur twilight books and yes house rocks. I love house.
Oriphur Says:
Wow, this is the most random journal I have ever seen.
psychotic mime Says:
the other night my boyfriend had a dream about having a pepper bazooka in his hands ready to shoot, and in his mouth was not a cigar, but a pepper.
he has such random dreams, it's amusing.
also i think i play too much WoW because when you said Paladin i thought WoW.
Jeffk38uk Says:
House is pretty much my role model for sarcasm and wit. I follow his teachings daily. Lawl.
As for male enhancements, I honestly don't think about them, lol.
My DS is still backordered.
szarancza Says:
1) You should've beat the crap out of Brad Pitt for ruining "The Curious Case of Benjamin Button"... Well, OK, he didn't really ruin it, but he just didn't fit it.
2) I LOVE HOUSE!!! I was binging on that show during my break
3) "I betcha male enhancements don't make a man's penis bigger. They just make his balls smaller." - words worthy of the true guru that you are.