Posted

Nov 5th 2008

Mood

Work-A-Holic

So Obama won the Election! This is about 469 different kinds of awesome. I feel bad for him though, apparently his grandmother, who was a big part of his life, died the eve of the election, and never got to see the results. How sad...

But yay for having smart people in the Whitehouse finally! That's about all I have to say on that matter.

Anyway, quotes from work. I basically spend the whole day making my coworkers laugh and making a total ass of myself to pass time. Here we go.

We got a new coworker today named Gary. Something about him reminds me of , and that's what inspired my crazy shenanigans for today.

Gary (New coworker who started today): There's a wasp flying around the donuts.
Me: Oh god no. Customers are gonna flip out if they see that.
Steph (my manager): -hands me a dustbuster- Here, use this.
Me: (For the next few hours) I HAVE A PROTON PACK! THOSE WASPS WON'T KNOW WHAT HIT 'EM! BUSTIN' MAKES ME FEEL GOOOOD.~
Gary: -laughing hysterically-

(Warning, this one's a little mean because I am cynical when it comes to Religion. Sorry if it offends, I'm a horrible person. xD)

Me: Thank you sir, and have a good day.
Old Man: -very quickly- Jesus Christ is watching over you. God bless you.
Me: -watches him go with head down to restrain laughter-
Gary: -collapsing with silent giggles behind the coffee machines-
Me: ... C8 Jesus is watching over me...
Gary: -dies-

Old man comes back later to give us a tip.

Me: Thank you! Have a good day!
Old man: -very quickly- God bless you in the land of the free and the home of the brave!
Me: walks over to the deli out of sight and out of earshot- I... I need a moment... -giggling madly-
Gary: -dying again-

I get up for work in 6 hours. Bababooey.