bad pick up lines?
1.if i flip a coin, heads you take off you top tails I take it off.
2.haven't i seen you in the latest issue of "in my dreams" magazine?
3."can I buy you a drink,then dinner,then an engagement ring,then a house,then children,then a coffin?"
4."LOVE ME,LOVE MEEE OR I'LL KILL YOUR PARENTS!!!"
5."If you don't go out with me,I'll set myself on fire on your front lawn."
6.I may not be Fred Flintstone,but I can still make your Bed rock.
7."If I said you had a nice figure,would you take your top off & dance around a little for me?"
8."I fing the most erotic part of the woman is the boobies."
9. FOR THE LOVE OF CHRIST!!! FUCK ME!!!!
10. I stubbed my cock.will you kiss it better?
Uke Uri Says:
these are so funny.
I wish some of them weren't hidden by the bandwidth crap thingy blah!@ -gargles and dies-
RoflYouCheated Says:
Arrrrrgh Screw you bandwith
harukofan Says:
bad pick up lines?
1.if i flip a coin, heads you take off you top tails I take it off.
2.haven't i seen you in the latest issue of "in my dreams" magazine?
3."can I buy you a drink,then dinner,then an engagement ring,then a house,then children,then a coffin?"
4."LOVE ME,LOVE MEEE OR I'LL KILL YOUR PARENTS!!!"
5."If you don't go out with me,I'll set myself on fire on your front lawn."
6.I may not be Fred Flintstone,but I can still make your Bed rock.
7."If I said you had a nice figure,would you take your top off & dance around a little for me?"
8."I fing the most erotic part of the woman is the boobies."
9. FOR THE LOVE OF CHRIST!!! FUCK ME!!!!
10. I stubbed my cock.will you kiss it better?
Violetb14567 Says:
lol funny!