Posted

Oct 6th 2008

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Music

I'm Not Okay

I love these things. Why, I don't know.
But they are hella fuckin' fun.

1. How old will you be in 10 months?
Sixteen years, nine and a half months. I'm turning sixteen in seventeen days, woot. SHIT'S GONNA BE ON MTV, OKAY?


2. Do you think you'll be married by then?
The odds are pretty low.


3. What do you look forward to most in the next 3 months?
Christmas Holidays, mostly, but possibly public speaking or the like. And my birthday, obviously, and some other shit... Christmas, yes, Christmas holidays. I think I'm going to Paris...


4. Who was the last person you called?
My parents, back at home.


5. Who was the last person to call you?
A classmate, asking what we had for French homework.


6. When was the last time you worked out?
I ran 5km for cancer research on Sunday.
I'm such a fuckin' bleeding heart, you know how it is.


7. Do you have any pets?
One obese hamster, possibly part guinea pig, I don't know for sure. He's pretty cool, though. Name's Piadinni, after the sandwich, which is like a Nutella pannini.


8. What were you doing at 2am last night?
...Sleeping. Like a normal person.
You damn teenagers, always partying not getting enough rest.
You'll never hold down a job like that! *waves old person cane*


9. Are your parents married/divorced/separate?
Married for twenty-four years this April.
I'm so fortunate like that.

10. When is the last time you saw your sister/s?
End of August, before I came to school. I talked to her on the phone yesterday night, though. She seems to be doing well.


11. What happened at 10:00 am today?
I was drinking coffee and eating a doughnut. It was pretty tasty, I have to say. I burned my tongue on the coffee, though, urk.


12. How many states have you lived in?
I don't speak American, asshole.


13. How many cities/towns have you lived in?
Not nearly enough.


14. Do you prefer shoes, socks, or bare feet?
Socks and slippers together. My feet are always, always, always cold, even if it's the middle of July and it's one million degrees outside.

15. Are you a social person?
Not particularly, no.
My pack is small and my interests are even smaller.
Honestly, what do I care about Joe Sixpack? He's a friend of Sarah Palin's, and I bet he's into shooting moose (Mooses?) and shit. Not interested, Joe, so stop calling me.


16. What was the last thing you ate?
A square of yummy chocolate.
Only one, because we can't have any fatties around here.
...Yeah, we can't.
SADFACE.



17. What is your favorite ice-cream?
All of them.


18. What is your favorite dessert?
See question number seventeen, minus things with cinnamon or cheesecake, because cheesecake tastes like ass and cinnamon is farts personified.

[19 is AWOL]

20. What kind of jelly do you like on your PB & J sandwich?
FOR THE LAST MOTHERFUCKING TIME, THE STUFF THAT YOU PUT ON TOAST IS JAM. JAM, OKAY? MOTHERFUCKING J-A-M. GOD.


21. Do you like coffee?
Yes, I do. I like it a lot. It is my lifeblood.
I'm going to go get one right now, hang on...


22. How many glasses of water a day do you drink on average?
...I'm back, and the answer is none. Water doesn't taste particularly nice, and there's actually no evidence to support that it does anything magical for your stomach or whatever the hell. Seriously. The only thing it does is help you pee, and I can do that just fine as is, thanks.


23. What do you drink in the morning?
Coffee with milk.
If I were a proper writer I'd have scotch, but my school would get mad at me... So it's coffee, for now. That's at least halfway cool.


24. Would you rather sleep with someone else or alone?
As is fucking, or just like regular sleep?
Because the answers are radically different.
Okay, not really, I'd really rather be alone.
SO RONERY


25. Do you sleep on a certain side of the bed?
I have a bed you can barely turn over in.
Asshole.


26. Do you know how to play poker?
I know how to lose.
I'm very good at it.
Blackjack is much, much, much more fun.


27. Do you like to cuddle?
Eeeew, no.
People are gross and smell funny.

[28?]

29. Do you eat out or at home more often?
Mostly at home. I like eating lunch out, though.
Mmmm, Tesco sandwiches...


30. Do you know anyone with the same birthday as you?
What kind of a stupid question is that?

[31 is somehow missing?]

32. Do you know any other languages?
French and Spanish. And two sentences of Mandarin.
("You're an idiot," and "I want to eat rice.")

[33.]

34. Have you ever been in an ambulance?
No, I'm a pretty healthy one.


35. Do you prefer an ocean or a pool?
Pools. Oceans are salty and my vag itches for DAYS afterwards. Plus fish and garbage and nasty old ladies and SAND. Eeew. Also the ocean is outside. Barf and gag.


36. Do you prefer a window seat or an aisle seat?
Aisle seat. Then you're not being smothered by a FUCKING FATASS SMOKER WHO NEEDS TO TAKE A SHOWER.


37. Do you know how to drive a stick shift?
I can't even drive, man. At all.
It's dangerous...


38. What is your favorite thing to spend money on?
Movie tickets! And also books and sometimes CDs.
Mostly movies, though.


39. Do you wear any jewelry 24/7?
My necklace. It's just a little gold ball on a string, but it's hard to take off, so it stays on.


40. What is your favorite TV show?
Spaced is THE SHIT.


41. Can you roll your tongue?
Up and down hills.


42. Who is the funniest person you know?
Myself.


43. Do you sleep with stuffed animals?
A stuffed mouse, yes. No one else.


44. What is the main ring tone on your phone?
Weapon of Choice by Fatboy Slim.


45. Do you still have clothes from when you were little?
Naw, all of them have semen stains.
I'M JOKING, CALM DOWN.


46. Do you dye your hair?
Black because my hair is GRAY.
Motherfuck. I'm not even legal yet and I have GRAY hair.
DFJDJHGFJHGJHUFJDTGROYKM.


47. Do you shut off the water when you brush your teeth?
Yes. Do YOU?


48. Do you sleep with your closet doors opened or closed?
They must be closed. It's a weird thing I have, but I guess it's a holdover from a paranoid childhood.



49. Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of killer bees?
I choose being attracted by cougars.
Lady cougars. You know what I mean.


50. Who have you talked to most today in person?
My debate team. Mostly.


W O U L D Y O U R A T H E R?
1. Pierce your nose or tongue?
Nose, you fucking sick bastard.

2. Be serious or be funny?
SERIOUSFACE.

3. Drink whole or skim milk?
One percent.

4. Die in a fire or drown?
Jesus, those are both incredibly horrible.
I don't like either. Next question.

5. Spend time with your parents or enemies?
Parents, you fucking weirdo.


A R E Y O U ?
1. Simple or complicated?
I R SOOOOOO COMLPICAT'D NO ONE UNDERSTANDS MEEEEEEEE

2. Homosexual?
What do you think?
Dumbass.

3. Retarded?
Well, I did just do a half-hour personality quiz.