Posted

Jul 15th 2008

Mood

Bored

Music

Tetsuya Shibata - The Viper (Devil May Cry 4)

Taken from 's journal on her dA page. This is only entertaining to anyone who even gives a consistent damn about my original characters.

Oh, and this is full of crass language. Like that matters.



What if Ophion were real?!!!!11/?!?11 8D

1) How would your character react if he suddenly appeared in your house?

He'd probably panic in a "omgwtfisthisshit" fashion. He'd most likely either be in the middle of rubbing one out or mauling someone's neck. Not doing both at the same time, thank fuck.

2) How would you react if he suddenly appeared in your house?

A tall guy with the complexion of a cadaver popping up in my house with either his dick in his hand or his mouth securely around someone's gushing neck wound would scare the shit out of me. One of the two would most likely give me lady wood (seriously, it'd be the latter former).

3) What would your parents say if they saw your character in the house?

If Ophion were just standing there, my dad would try to kill him. My dad hate's piercings, tattoos, non-conformity in general, and men that he doesn't know standing in the same room as me. My mom wouldn't care all that much. Haha.

If Ophion were caught in mid-fap, my dad would still try to kill him. My mom might either oogle or call the cops.

If Ophion were caught chewing someone's neck off, my dad would try to kill him and I would have to intervene before he gets mauled, too. My mom would be shouting prayers to Jesus and calling the cops.


...that's a lot of terrible scenarios.

4) Where would you take your character on his first day of realism?

The mall. That's my go-to hangout, plus Ophion looks like he'd naturally belong in either a Hot Topic or a Spencer's. Maybe a Buckle at the very least.

5) Let's say you are there, and someone there began to harass you and your character. What would you do?

Let Ophion sate his bloodlust and maul the shit out of the poor sap.

6) If your character became lost in your town/city would you try to find him?

Ophion's smart. He can find his way home. ....if he's met his blood quota for the day. :T

7) Let's say its just you and your character at home alone, how would you pass the time?

Ophion's a dirty whore. He'd ask me to give him a blowjob if I'd stand around him long enough. I would or wouldn't comply. Who knows?


...or he might try to chew up my neck, too. I dunno. As creator, I have godmodding powers to resist that.

8) Pretend your character came across his/her weakness. What would you do to help them?

He has two major weaknesses.

1. Bloodlust. He has poor addiction control. Blah blah blah maulings ensue to appease his appetite blah blah.

2. Weak digestive system. He'd get desperate for a snack, make himself, say, a sandwich, eat it, and give himself the worst intestinal blockage of his life.

9) Okay, your character's arch nemesis came to battle him. What would happen?

GOOD LORD, I DON'T WANT TO BE IN THE SAME ROOM WHEN HE AND NONAME GET INTO A FIGHT.

10) Yay! Your character wins! What would he do to celebrate?

Depends on whether or not he's conscious afterwards. If he were conscious after, he'd just drink himself back into unconsciousness.

11) Alright, time for your character to go back to their world. How would you say goodbye?

He'd ask for a BJ for the road. He's a skank, seriously.



The end. Who gives a shit? C: