Posted

Jul 9th 2008

Mood

Tired

Music

Bullshit by MSI

Hay so I came back from a 9 hour road trip to a cabin with crickets in the trash cans, spiders in the tub and moths in the couch. No cable, internet or AC at this cabin in NM either .

What I clearly remember from this trip is breaking my fucking back on these cheap go-carts. "Don't take your foot off the accelerator" he says. "Never touch the brake" he says. Yeah dad, now I think I got a really big bruise from the backlash of ramming my cart into yours. Don't stop so suddenly. : >

Also bears. Met face-to-face with one and Mitch just went FLYING off. He's stomping around down this mountain trail with a toy bow and arrow in his hand, ready to fight off anything, when all of a sudden this damn black bear shows up and he just goes running, leaving me standing and laughing and the bear looking rather pissed. I think it was a cub?

I HOPE YOU LIKED THAT BIG BLOCK OF TEXT

I had a dream Night and I were smoking cocaine

alsoalso arts soon

STOLEN QUIZ FROM

Personal Data:


~your name: Rachel

~Height: 5 something?

~natural hair color: brown

~Eye color: fucking brown

~number of siblings: 1 brother, lotsa cousins

~Contacts/Glasses: glasses

~Piercings: no

~Tattoos: no

~Braces: christ they were terrible while they lasted



FAVORITES:

Color: ur, purple/gold/pastel yellow : >

Band: MSI/Nickelback/Switchfoot/Coldplay (can't decide)

Song: Right now, The Scientist by Coldplay or There's Nothing Left to Lose

TV show: Scrubs, Law and Order, Without a Trace, Crossing Jordan (shoot me I know)

Movie: AIRPLANE (I don't know)

Book: Fma series

Flower: Daffodils

Scent: pink fucking grapefruit (srsly, or febreeze)

Animal: house cat

Comic Book: *points up* fuck you quiz, right up the butthole

Cereal: Captain Crunch I'msupercerealktnx

Website: Sheezy/Youtube

Cartoon: Billy and Mandy, Ed Edd and Eddy (if you want to go with the kid's shows, hell yes, if not, South Park)



DO YOU:

Play an intsrument: flute

Watch TV more than 60 hours a week: of course, it's on as background sound because I can't think without it

Like to sing: not out loud?

Have a job: nope

Have a cell phone: yes

Like to play sports: no,no,no,no,no,no,no...

Have a boyfriend/girlfriend: I wish

Have any special talents: does swearing count?

Excersise daily: yeah I'd like to, huh



CAN YOU

Sing the alphabet backwards: >:

Stand on your tip toes without shoes: I do that as a fucking reflex

Speak any other languages: getting there

Go a day without food: difficult but yeah

Read music, not just tabs: I guess?

Roll your tongue: like that fucked up thing everyone except me can do with their tongues? screw you guys

Eat a whole pizza: lolno



HAVE YOU EVER

Snuck out of the house: yeah

Cried to get out of trouble: yes xDDD

Gotten lost in your city: in Denver, yes

Seen a shooting star: noooo

Been to another country: nope

Had serious surgery: probably

Stolen something important to someone else: oh I've planned on that kind of stuff before, maybe stolen stuff from my brother~

Solved a rubix cube: tried and failed : >

Gone in public in your jammies: in the front yard

Cried over a girl: friend wise, yes

Cried over a boy: yes (I've even gone low enough to cry over Ed, can you believe that pile of shit right thar)

Kissed a random stranger: ahah. my sides. no

Been in a fist fight: with Mitch

Been arrested: noo

Done drugs: not yet

Had alchohol: yeah

Laughed and had milk come out of your nose: sucks, doesn't it?

Pushed all the buttons on an elevator: at some point

Swore at your parents: there's something we shouldn't get talking about, all right~

Kicked a guy where it hurts: hell yes

Been to a casino: yeah

Ran over an animal and killed it: ran over a dead deer today~~

Broken a bone: nope : >

Gotten stitches: no

Had a waterballoon fight in winter: no, but they're freezing either way

Drink a whole gallon of milk in one hour: good luck with that one

Made homemade muffins: yeah~

Bitten someone: gotten sent to the principal for it too because the girl was a pussy~~

Been to DisneyLand/DisneyWorld: no >:

Been to Niagra Falls: no



DO YOU THINK YOU ARE

Funny: honestly? if I can make people say "lol xDDDD I just died" I consider myself funny..

Pretty: not at all

Sarcastic: too much

Lazy: too muuuuch

Hyper: not very often?

Friendly: no no no, the world can go fuck themselves for all I care : D

Smart: well I can put myself higher up than a lot of the preps out there, but I've got a looong way to go before I can start calling myself "smart"~

Strong: oh god no

Talented: I thought I asked if swearing was a talent?

Dorky: I think talking about Edgasms in public and dragging around a laptop like it's a purse qualifies me as a "whale penis", or dork, as you normal people refer to it as. *matter of factly voice~*



WHAT COMES TO MIND WITH THE WORD

high: cocaine

skip: jump rope

dance: THE FLOOR

lonely: lonely, huh.. the dark.

pen: a nice, new black pen~~~

flower: red roses

window: a four panel window on a wooden wall (trying a little too hard xD)

pyscho: pink (what?)

sassy: red/purple (I don't know)

tattoo: lots of abstract snakes and flames on someone's arm

art: canvas

WOULD YOU EVER

Sky dive: god no

Play strip poker: *soul flies to hell*

Run Away: yeah, and it's not as fun as you would think xD

Curse at a teacher: I said something to a friend about raping the teacher in front of her.. also called her a prick xDDD

Not take a shower for a week: no

Go scuba diving: nooo

Write a book: can't get very far with it unless they were all short stories

Become a rockstar: with what talent? swearing?



Last Questions

Ideal Woman: screw you women *screws self~*

Ideal man: someone who can pull off being funny and smart at the same time. stupid guys can fuck off with the women I referred to earlier. so much drama

What shampoo do you use: I think it was Panteene or something?

What kind of computer you have: Mac OS X Tiger(?) and a Windows XP

What grade are you in: going into 9th~

Do you throw popcorn at people: yes~

How many posters you have in your room: NONE

nice ending question, sherlock quiz. nomnom, swearing.

GOODNIGHT