Posted

Jul 8th 2008

Mood

Horny

Music

Tattered & Torn - Slipknot

THIS IS A VERY IMPORTANT DISCOVERY I JUST MADE

AFTER MUCH DEBATE ON THE LINKIN PARK SONG CRAWLING AND WHAT IT EXACTLY MEANS IVE FOUND OUT THE MEANING. PEOPLE SAY ITS EMO AND SHIT BUT IVE FOUND ITS TRUE MEANING

THE SONG IS LIKE CRAWLING IN MY SKIN. CRAWLING IS THE TERM OF GETTING DOWN ON YOUR KNEES AND MOVING, MOSTLY SLOWLY. LIKE YOU CAN DO IN SUPER MARIO 64 AND WHAT LAWRENCE GORDON DID IN SAW WHEN HE SAWED HIS FOOT OFF. GOOD MOVIE IT WAS, THEYRE SHOWING IT TOMORROW ON TV, IM HAVING POPCORN READY.

SO THEN THEYRE LIKE SINGING CRAWLING IN MY SKIN. SO THAT WOULD MEAN THAT THEYRE INSIDE THEIR SKIN AND CRAWLING.

CRAWLING IS USUALLY MADE IF YOU'RE TRYING TO REACH UNDERNEATH AN OBSTACLE OR IF YOU CANT REALLY WALK. ITS PROBABLY CAUSE HE CANT WALK CAUSE WALKING IN MY SKIN DOESNT SOUND EXACTLY COOL NOW DOES IT. BUT IF HE'S TRYING TO REACH UNDERNEATH AN OBSTACLE THAT WOULD MEAN THAT HE COULDNT BE ABLE TO WALK UNDERNEATH IT EITHER.

SO BASICALLY HE CAN EITHER BE CRAWLING TO GET UNDERNEATH AN OBSTACLE, OR CAUSE HE CANT WALK. OR MAYBE BOTH.

SO TO CLARIFY EVERYTHING UP, THE MEANING OF THE SONG CRAWLING IS ABOUT SOMEONE CRAWLING INSIDE OF THEIR BODY BUT HE'S SINGING SKIN CAUSE IT YET AGAIN SOUNDS COOLER. BUT HOW DID HE GET IN THE FIRST PLACE I HAVE NO IDEA. HE CANT BE IN THERE AT THE SAME TIME AND OUTSIDE. IM LIKE WHAT
UNLESS HIS INSIDE IS SCHIZOPHRENIA BUT SCHIZOPHRENIA IS SOMETHING COMPLETELY DIFFERENT, ITS SOMETHING ESTABLISHED BY THE MIND AND THAT YOU CHANGE YOUR PERSONALITY WHO CLAIMS HE'S SOMEONE ELSE. I ONCE HAD A SCHIZOPHRENIC BUDDY AND HE WAS HALF EMO BUT HE ALSO HAD OCD AND PARANOIA BUT HE NEVER TOLD ME ANYTHING ABOUT HIM TRYING TO CRAWL INSIDE OF HIS BODY. HOW DO YOU REACH INTO YOUR BODY ANYWAY BY CRAWLING UNLESS YOU CLONE YOURSELF AND THEN DO AN ULTIMATE SHRINK RAY TO THEN REACH INTO YOUR EAR LOBE AND SLIDE DOWN LIKE A ROLLER COASTER DOWN YOUR BODY AND TAKE A BATH IN EPIC BLOOD MASS OF SLAUGHTERED BRAINCELLS UNTIL YOU WILL DIE OF STOMACH ACID AT THE BOTTOM OF THE EPIC DOWNWARD SPIRAL. BUT THAT MEANS HE DIDNT CRAWL HE MUST HAVE SLID DOWN, WHAT THE FUCK DO THEY HAVE GAMESHARK OR SOMETHING? SO THAT JUST BOMBS AWAY THAT THEORY OF THE EAR LOBE, PERHAPS HE JUST CRAWLED IN THE EAR LOBE AND DECIDED TO CRAWL THE REST OF THE WAY INSTEAD OF HAVING FUN AND RIDING DOWN A BLOOD SLIDE INSTEAD OF A WATER SLIDE BUT SINCE THERE IS WATER IN YOUR BODY TOO THEN YOU CAN EITHER GO BY THE BLOOD SLIDE OR WATER SLIDE. I'D PROBABLY GO THE BLOOD SLIDE CAUSE ITS WATER THATS RED AND GOT TASTE TO IT. PLUS IT GETS MANUFACTURED BY SOMETHING KNOWN AS THE HEART AND IT BEATS ALL THE TIME OR SOME SHIT. THIS IS FOR HOUSE TO SOLVE NOT ME DAMMIT I DONT GIVE SHIT ABOUT ANATOMY CAUSE ITS NOT MY BEST SUBJECT ANYWAY. IT FAILS AND BIOLOGY CAN SUCK MY DICK EVEN THOUGH ITS A PART OF BIOLOGY AND ANATOMY WHICH WOULD BRING US TO SEXUAL EDUCATION WHICH IS PROBABLY MY BUDDIES FAVORITE SUBJECT AT SCHOOL CAUSE ITS THE EASIEST AND THEY CAN THINK OF THEM GOING TO A GANGBANG AND HAVING SEX WITH A THOUSAND DIRTY GIRLS, NO WAIT THAT WOULDNT BE MY FRIENDS THAT WOULD BE THE SCHOOL RETARDS CAUSE THEYRE NOT COOL COMPARED TO MY BUDDIES WE HAVE DIFFERENT TASTE. WE'RE THE NINTENDO BEATS SONY OF THE CREW AND THE ROCK OVER HIPPIDDY HOP SHIT WITH THE TOOLS TO MAKE HIP-HOPPERS EAR BLEED WITH OUR IN FLAMES, SLIPKNOT, NINE INCH NAILS, KORN, MEGADETH, NAGLFAR, OPETH, CHILDREN OF BODOM, SOILWORK AND SLAYER. FUCK YEAH.

SO THATS MY THEORY OF CRAWLING AND THE ABSOLUTE TRUTH THAT HAS PLAGUED US FOR SO LONG.

NO QUESTIONS PLEASE.