Posted

Jul 3rd 2008

Mood

Bored

Music

"The Odyssey" - Symphony X

Stolen from various people.

1. Brigg
2. Mari
3. Aouri
4. Drake
5. Katina
6. Baranza
7. Xirath
8. Jo
9. Artemis
10. Janus
11. Jayce
12. Staci

1. Who would make a better professor—6 or 11? And what would they teach?
Baranza or Jayce (Brigg and Drake's father)? Definitely Baranza. He'd probably teach... history. He'd be a very laidback, fun teacher. You know, that one class you look forward to going to. Maybe gym, but he probably wouldn't like that. Jayce, on the other hand, would be the most hellish gym teacher you've ever seen. He'd push you till you collapsed, and then he'd pour water on you till you woke up and make you do more.

2.Do you think 2 (Mari) is hot?
Considering I based her off of my dream girl... Yeah, I'd say so.

3. 12 (Staci) sends 8 (Jo) on a mission. What is it and does it succeed?
Uh... wow. It's probably to go buy herself a decent wardrobe, and the only reason it'd succeed is if Staci went with her and practically dragged her there. She has no real fashion sense, and doesn't like being haggled about it.

4. What is (or would be) 9 (Artemis)'s favorite book?
She'd probably really like the Lord of the Rings trilogy.

5. Would it make more sense for 2 (Mari) to swear fealty to 6 (Baranza) or the other way around?
Uh, considering Baranza's captain of a crew of space pirates, it'd make more sense if Mari swore fealty to him (and may or may not happen in the actual story *cough*). Of course, Mari is intimidating when she gets mad.

6. For some reason, 5 (Katina) is looking for a roommate. Should she share a studio apartment with 9 (Artemis) or 10 (Janus)?
Artemis. Definitely Artemis. Janus would just hit on her all the time. He's the Spanish prettyboy version of Aouri. Meanwhile Artemis, while she would probably be out a lot doing... things, she would be the perfect match for Katina. Quiet, patient, and clean.

7. 2 (Mari), 7 (Xirath) and 12 (Staci) have dinner together. Where do they go and what do they discuss?
...What? Oh man. Any combination including Xirath is bound to be a disaster and will never, ever happen. Assuming the fact that he stops being an asshole long enough for them to agree to go with him, they'd probably go to diner somewhere, hopefully with alcohol so they can leave Xirath to go get drunk by himself. Mari and Staci'd spend half the evening trying to ignore him and eat in peace and the other half watching his antics and shooing him away when he occasionally wanders back to them.

8. 3 (Aouri) challenges 10 (Janus) to a duel. What happens?
...Ahahahahaha! That's so perfect. Frenchie vs. the Spaniard. The duel of the loverboys. They'd either resort to a gun showdown, since neither of them know how to wield a sword, or they'd just brawl it out until one of them can't stand. Aouri would probably win that one.

9. If 1 (Brigg) stole 8 (Jo)'s most precious possession, how would he/she get it back?
She would hunt him down and try to slaughter him, preferably with Xirath's help. If Brigg was really serious about not giving it back, then they'd have little luck. But otherwise he'd probably just hand it over rather than put up with her. He wouldn't really take anything from her in the first place.

10. Suggest a title for a story in which 7 (Xirath) and 12 (STaci) attain what they most desire.
Hell if I know. "Beauty and the Beast" is already taken.


11.What kind of plot devise would you use if you wanted 4 (Drake) and 7 (Xirath) to work together?
Well Drake eventually lands on Baranza's crew, so it could just be as simple as "Baranza told them to". They'd likely be sent on an assignment together or something. It would be a begruding collaboration. But then, anything including Xirath is begrudging.

12. If 7 (Xirath) visited you for the weekend, how would you get along?
Oh God. I'd bolt all the doors and hide under my bed. We would not get along at all. I'm not so sure he'd outright hate me, he might like me a little, I can't quite tell. But he'd damn sure make me uncomfortable. And let's not even talk about introducing/explaining him to my family.

13.If you could command 3 (Aouri) to perform any service for you, what would it be?
Probably to cook things for me. He's an awesome cook.

14.If 2 (Mari) had to choose sides between 4 (Drake) and 5 (Katina), which side would he/she choose?
I'm not even sure if she'd take sides on that one. But if she absolutely had to she'd probably take Katina's side, because Katina's usually right.

15.What might 10 (Janus) shout while charging into battle?
"For the motherland!" most likely. Partly a joke regarding Baranza's Russian heritage, and partially because he likes to be random.

16.If you chose a song to represent 8 (Jo), what song would it be?
"Crazy Sheila" by Neurosonic. The title pretty much speaks for itself.

17. 1 (Brigg), 6 (Baranza) and 12 (Staci) are having dim sum at a Chinese restaurant. There is only one scallion pancake left and they all reach for it at the same time. Who gets to eat it?
Baranza would probably let one of them have it, and order more. And Staci knows that Brigg will fight tooth-and-nail over a piece of food, so he'd relent that one too. Besides, Brigg would probably set fire to their chopsticks.

18.What might be a good pick up line for 2 (Mari) to use on 10 (Janus)?
Mari hitting on Janus? Pssssh. It's much more likely to be the other way around. As in, it would never happen. But if it did. she'd probably say "This isn't working, and you're the next best thing." Sad thing is, he'd complain a little but he wouldn't mind that at all.

19. What would 5 (Katina) most likely be arrested for?
Katina? Arrested? Never. I suppose she could be arrested for associating with Brigg and other outlaws/pirates. Or later on (much later on) when she actually starts helping them. But that's not for a while.

20. What is 6 (Baranza)'s secret?
Spinach.

21. If 11 (Jayce) and 9 (Artemis) were racing to a destination, who would get there first?
Ooo. Tough one. I'd have to say Artemis, though. She's faster than... pretty much anyone.

22.If you had to walk home through a bad neighborhood late at night, in whose company would you feel safer—7 (Xirath) or 8 (Jo)?
Wow. They're both equally insane. And equally violent. I really don't think it matters. I wouldn't have to worry about being robbed if either of them were around, at least. I'd probably feel safer with Jo, because she's less likely to hurt me herself.

23. 1 (Brigg) and 9 (Artemis) reluctantly team up to save the world from the threat posed by 4 (Drake)'s secret, sinister organization. 11 (Jayce) volunteers to help them but it's later found out that he/she is a spy for 4 (Drake). Meanwhile, 4 (Drake) has kidnapped 12 (Staci) in an attempt to force their surrender. Following the wise advice of 5 (Katina), they seek out 3 (Aouri) to give them what they need to complete their quest.
....Ahahahahahahahaha! Aouri has what they need? Oh boy. The world's in trouble. He'd probably just go get Mari, who always manages to whip Drake into shape. She's like his therapist and his mother all at once. She'd threaten him and help him explore his childhood at the same time. Meanwhile Staci would be bored out of his mind being held captive. And why, exactly, is Jayce working for his son?