Posted

Jun 20th 2008

Level 1
( ) Smoked a Joint
( ) Used a bong
( ) Kissed a member of a different species

SO FAR:

Level 2
( ) Had sex with somebody with STDs.
( ) Dumped someone, then killed them
( ) Set your lawn on fire
( ) Been in a fist fight with the President

SO FAR:

Level 3
( ) Had a crush on a child under the age of 12
( ) Skipped preschool
( ) Slept with your boss
( ) Seen somebody kill/ killed someone.

SO FAR:

Level 4
( ) Are currently dating somebody over the internet
( ) Been To Amsterdam
( ) Been To Iraq willingly
( ) Been On A spaceship to the friggin' moon baby
( ) Thrown Up From binging

SO FAR:

Level 5
( ) Eaten dead animals raw.
( ) Been bear hunting
( ) Met Someone Through Internet and figured out that they were actually some 50 year old dude.
( ) Met your long-time lover in a mosh pit after breaking their bones.

SO FAR:

Level 6
( ) Been In An Abusive Relationship (you were the abuser)
( ) Taken Pain Killers to numb the pain of where you stuck your member on the stove
( ) Liked/loved Someone Who You Cant Have, then made a shrine to them and worshipped them nightly.
( ) Laid On Your Back
( ) Made A snow armada

SO FAR:

Level 7
( ) Had An orgy
( ) Flown A Kite (YES THAT IS STUPID SRYSLY)
( ) Built A Sand girlfriend/boyfriend
( ) Gone fudge-packing
( ) Played cross-dressing.

SO FAR:

Level 8
( ) Jumped Into A volcano
( ) Gone fudge-packing
( ) Cheated While in a relationship
( ) Been Lonely (so you masturbated)
( ) Fallen Asleep At Work / School / funeral

SO far:

Level 10
( ) Watched The Sun warm our planet another 10 degrees
( ) Felt the touch of a woman
( ) Killed A baby

SO FAR:

Level 11
( ) Been raped anally by a Gimp at Chuckie CHeese's.
( ) Been Robbed / Vandalized sexually.
( ) Been cheated on (and liked it)
( ) Been Misunderstood (sexually)

SO FAR:

Level 12
( ) Won A wet t-shirt contest
( ) Been In A Car / Motorcycle Accident

SO FAR:

Level 13
( ) Had / Have Braces (on your legs!!)
( ) Eaten a whole pint of paint in one night
( ) Danced in the shower (with your dog)

SO FAR :

Level 14
( ) Hated The Way You Look, so you got plastic surgery to deform you in so many ways possible it was like you were a whole new person!
( ) Witnessed A Crime (that you committed)
( ) Pole Danced (for free)
( ) Questioned Your Heart (and went with your penis)
( ) Been obsessed with postits. Yes. Postits.

(the rest were too retarded to even be messed with)