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paGLiacciO: CANDY'S MOM HAS GOT IT GOIN' ON

  paGLiacciO: CANDY'S MOM HAS GOT IT GOIN' ON
Posted
Jun 18th 2008
Mood
Horny
LOL UM NOTHING OF IMPORTANCE TO REPORT

1) Spell your name without the letter E
Coral Mari
I LIKE THAT.
Oh, Marie's my middle you n00bs. So, yeah.
2) When you are home alone, do you still close the door when you shower?
Oh God yes yes yes yes.
3) Do you like your life right now?
Hell yes. It has so many ups and downs but it's crazy good.
4) What was the last item you bought?
Orange nail polish fdsfds
5) What was the last thing you drank?
Dr. Pepper MOVIE FOODZ
6) What plans do you have for tomorrow?
"Band Practice"... yeeaah. AHAHA.
7) What do you hate?
A lot of things.
8) Where is the last place you fell asleep?
My room. In my bed. With a head. And some thread. And someone who's dead. With some bread.
9) Is your best friend a girl or boy?
Both. But my best guy friend, I do not know, but my best female friend is 6SIC6 MAGGOT.
10 How are things between you and your friends?
Great. We have no real problems.. yet.
11 What is your favorite romance movie?
The only one I really watched was Titanic.
12)Do you forgive or forget?
Forgive but never forget.
13)What are you thinking about right now?
MUST FINISH UP ART STUFF FOR WONDERFUL ART PEOPLE. MUST .. CHANGE.. INTO.. PJS.
14) What time did you go to bed last night?
Like, 1 AM.
15) What are you currently doing?
Watching TV. Smelling stuffed peppers om nom. OH AND ANSWERING THESE DUMB QUESTIONS OR SOMETHING.
16) What did you do today?
I woke up.. got dressed.. went to the movies with El Moosito to see the Happening.. it was stupid, guys. DON'T SEE IT.
17) Do you hate anyone?
It's not like, a strong, take-over-your-life hate, but yeah.
18) What was the last thing you ate?
C8KE!
19) What are you listening to?
Some girl supposedly wants to stand up when she goes to the bathroom.


what
20) Who does it remind you of?
lol I don't know.
21) What was the last movie you watched?
THE HAPPENING SERIOUSLY IT SUCKED
22) Do you like your music loud or at a reasonable level?
Loud.
23) Are you a beach or a snowy mountain person?
BEACH
BETCH
24) What are you doing later?
Working on overdue stuff.
25) What is the last thing you said to your best friend?
"See you later, man."
26) Where is your biological father right now?
IT'S 3 O' CLOCK
27) Do you have any piercings?
Yes, but just in my ears.
28) Do you have any tattoos?
I wish.
29) Have you ever had two dates in one night?
Nononono.
29) What do you get complimented about most?
My friend David compliments me on my hair and that I am "Physically and mentally attractive". lolwut
30) Do you get distracted easily?
what
31) What was your childhood nickname?
IT IS EMBARRASSING
32) Teenage Nickname?
Dickhead lol
33) What would you change about your life right now?
..I don't know. My ass?
34) How do you feel about public displays of affection?
They're cool, but I hate the constant shit. It just shows what an egotistical insecure prick you are.


35) What's the dumbest thing you have done in a car?
I was so tired, I was saying a bunch of crazy shit to my mom that made her go wtf.
36) Can you keep a secret?
Yes.
37) What was the best year of your life?
When I hit 13 years old. Awesomesauce.
38) Have you ever played Twister?
Like, once or twice. I'd rather jump on a trampoline.
39) Have you ever been drunk at high school?
No.
40) Have you ever kissed someone whose name begins with a M?
Nope.
41) Do you have trust issues?
With some people.
42) Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?
BOBBY HILL.
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THE UNCOMFORTABLE SURVEY
(Lets see if you can get through it. If not, you're too scared about your past.)
-Longest relationship:
Two or three months, I believe.
-Shortest relationship:
Like, one day.
-How many girlfriends/boyfriends have said "I LOVE YOU" to you, and meant it?
Probably 1.
-Have you ever thought that you were going to marry the person?
Hell no.
-Have you ever loved someone so much that it hurt?
No.
-Have you ever made a boyfriend or girlfriend cry?
I don't think so. Maybe.
-Are you happier single or in a relationship?
Single. I have yet to find a relationship I'll ever be absolutely happy in.
-Have you ever been cheated on?
Knowing him, probably.
-What is your favorite thing about the opposite sex?
A DICK.
-Have you ever had your heart broken?
Turns out it was anger.
-Have you ever broken someone's heart?
I think maybe, but that compulsive lying, over controlling fuck deserved it.
-Talk to any of your exes?
Yeah, he told me something about scene kids or something.
-Do you believe that you are a good boyfriend or girlfriend?
A lot of my guy friend's moms like me, so I guess probably. I don't cheat or lie.
-Have you dated people who were not good to you?
Yes lol.
-Have you been in an abusive relationship?
No. I would fuck him up.
-Have you ever dated someone older than you?
1 year older.
-Do you regret anything that you have done with an ex boyfriend or girlfriend?
Yes.
- Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance?
Not everyone.
-Believe in love at first sight?:
I don't think so.
-Ever dated two people at once?
OH GOD NO GIRL MMMMMMMMMMMM
-Ever been given an engagement ring?:
lolno.
-Do you want to get married?
HELL. FUCKING. NO.
-Do you have something to say to any of your exes?:
You were and still are an asshole. You made me feel like shit and kept me on some bullshit guilt trip. I hope you make your new girlfriend as miserable as you did me.
-Ever stolen someone's boyfriend or girlfriend?:
No. BROS BEFORE HOS LOL
-Ever liked someone else's boyfriend or girlfriend?:
Yeah, but they ended up breaking up without me even getting into anything.
-Do you still have feelings for any of your exes?
Well, the guy I "dated", if you'd call it that, for one day. We're great friends.
-Does heartbreak really feel as bad as it sounds?
Kind of.
-Do you remember the person you first kissed?
I can't forget. I regret it.
2. Have you ever kissed someone you weren't dating?
Uh, my mom. And dad. And grandpa. And grandma. And cat. And little cousin. And older cousin. And multiple aunts and uncles.
3. Ever kissed an ex after you broke up?
Yes. I'm stupid.
4. Have you kissed anyone in your friends list?
No.
5. Ever cheated on someone?
What no
6. Kissed someone with a gf/bf that wasn't you?
Nope.
7. Do you like make-out or a peck?
Make-out at home in a comfortable place. But not with a dickhead. A peck when you're not juggling 10 books on your way to Study Hall.
9. Have you ever kissed someone you didn't like?
Nonono.
 

Comments

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Void of Rapture Says:

HYPER MUCH?!?!?!/1;ldsfjlkhdfis

Eve ok Says:

mommy ;A;

gotiki Says:

POO BISCUITS?

Death From Above Says:

"2) When you are home alone, do you still close the door when you shower?
Oh God yes yes yes yes."
Lawl, you never know who's wathcing <_< -- >_>

TonyStark Says:

we are all horny