Posted

Jun 12th 2008

Mood

Disturbed

Music

TV fuzz...

I decided to look up some Nougami Neuro Doujinshi, just to see what I'd get on Google. I did, in fact, find a Doujinshi site with quite a few listed. What disturbed me was that...more than half were erotica. We're talking yaoicest, YakoxSasazuka (Who is 31, you sick bastards! She's freaking 16!!!!), and lots and lots...of YakoxNeuro, some of which is tentacle porn. I'm not going to go into how disturbed I was. I started screaming NOOOO!!! It confused my kids quite a bit.

That said, I did manage to find a few serious stories, and one (Just ONE) NeuroxYako love story. Shock. I don't think I can go into the reasons I find this so disturbing, but the main reason is that it's repeatedly stated that Neuro can't feel/doesn't understand human emotions. At all. Ever. STOP MAKING HIM A GD SAP!!! WHAAAA!!! *Pant, fume...*

Maybe it's just me, but it drives me eight different kinds of PSYCHO when people decide to say: Wow, I love this series, but I don't think those two people should be together, even if it is what the original author intended, here, let me write something different, putting them with blank!

How about not.

If you like the series that much, why do you have so many issues with the characters which are paired together? Okay, it's one thing when there no definitive relationship, unless it's pretty obvious the character ISN'T FREAKING GAY! This in particular keeps happening to the Inuyasha series. Miroku is a KNOWN ladies man. In ancient Japan, it was OKAY, not TABOO to have sex with men. He would have NO guilt issues with it. He just prefers women. STOP MAKING HIM AND INUYASHA HAVE SEX!!!!

It is pointed out several times that Sasazuka looks at Yako like a younger sister, in fact, Tsubaki (Usui's bitch, now there's a case for yaoi-cide) states during the Histerrier case that when Sasazuka's younger sister died, she was the same age as Yako and that he has super-imposed her over his sister. WTF?!

Yako is the only female in the story, and yet, because she's never written into a particularly clear romantic relationship with any single male, people seem to think that she should either a) sleep with all of them, or b)be with the most obscure ones available. Okay, sex with Neuro I can see. I wont lie, I've even written it (I wont post it here, you pervs). I can see her getting it with Higuchi, he's 19, and it wouldn't shock me. Godai? No. Sasazuka? Hell no. Usui? No. UsuixSasazuka, depends on the circumstances and how much alcohol is involved. Ishigaki would probably get raped. But these are my personal opinions. And about the YukixHayasaya I saw...ick. They're brothers. DIE YAOICEST!!!

*Cough* Rant over.