Posted

May 25th 2008

GOD. GOD DAMN.

GOD. GOD DAMN.

Dude - Deftones "7 Words". If you don't listen to that, you are missing out.

On something

I wasted my time here, thanks to chaos flare (who makes friggin' awesome fractals, go check her out.)

Rules: Go to Google and search the phrase. Type in the first answer. Tag 3 friends. Please be [strike]mature[/strike] fuck you, who the hell would be mature when something about prostitutes and mushrooms comes up? and use your REAL 1st name...

Use the first thing that comes up that makes sense.

Q: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search:
A: "This coral needs to be fed at least twice each week, but it has such large polyps that feeding them is not difficult." My large polyps bring all the boys to the yard.


Q: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search:
A: "Hard Coral Looks like a Mushroom" I am a human mushroom.


Q: Type in "[your name] says" in Google search:
A: "Coral says she was "groomed" to accept abuse and violence from the time she was a young girl, as many life-long victims attest to." I didn't like this result.


Q: Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search:
A: "Coral wants to rock Eurovision. Coral and her team are full steam ahead and ready to win the Spanish ticket for Belgrade 2008." YEEEAHHHHhhhhhahahh.


Q: Type in "[your name] does" in Google search:
A: "Sadly, coral does not have the same value as diamonds; actually the coral does not have a lot of value at all". I'M STILL AWESOME.


SHUT UP.


Q: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search:
A: "Coral hates snow. Snow eats phones. Toni said she'll share her food with you when you're back. That's how much Toni loves you!" The first and second part are true. But the rest.. Toni, GTFaway from me.


Q: Type in "[your name] asks" in Google search:
A: "She asks Coral if she wants the usual. Coral nods. I finger the condensation that's formed on the plastic cup, then sip." What is the usual? :{


Q: Type in "[your name] goes" in Google search:
A: "Ghost coral goes white when disturbed."


Q: Type in "[your name] likes" in Google search:
A: "Coral likes spaghetti" Somebody out there knows me.. maybe a little too well..


Q: Type in "[your name] eats" in Google search:
A: "coral eat small particals and microscopic sea creatures" child write article does not how to grammur currektle


Q: Type in "[your name] wears" in Google search:
A: "Even coral wears sunscreen." You all thought I thought I was too good for it, too.


Q: Type in "[your name] was arrested for" in Google Search:
A: "Coral was arrested for disorderly prowling outside of a woman’s house. The charges were eventually dropped." The bitch stole my bicycle!