Posted

Feb 22nd 2008

Music

Joe Anderson - "Hey Jude" (From Across the Universe)

NINTENDO:

[x] You respect Mario.
[x] You know who Shigeru Miyamoto is.
[x] You believe the DS is superior to the PSP.
[x] You hate Sonic for being a cool whore, as well as SEGA fanboys.
[x] You love cartridges over CDs.
[x] You feel sick whenever someone mentions "CD-i Phillips".
[x] You still like Pokemon...even a teeny tiny bit.

Score - 7



SEGA:

[x] You respect Sonic. (Reason I'm an artist. :3 )
[x] You know who Yuji Naka is.
[x] You weep for the Dreamcast.
[ ] You dream for Shenmue 3
[x] You hate Mario for being so lame and fat, as well as Nintendo fanboys.
[x] You love harlequin clothes for reminding you of NiGHTS.
[ ] You love the Virtua Fighter series.

Score - 5



OX/MICROSOFT:

[x] You love HALO.
[x] You bought at least one multi-format game on Xbox.
[x] You know who Blinx is. ()
[ ] You are proud of your Gamerscore.
[x] You smile at how everyone complains about the PS3 MORE than they did at the 360.
[ ] You find such a thing as having a full memory store to be inconceivable.
[x] You have been on Xbox Live.

Score - 5



PLAYSTATION/SONY:

[ ] You have a PS3.
[x] You believe the PS2 has the greatest game library ever.
[ ] You believe the PSP is superior to the DS.
[ ] You hate the Xbox and the 360.
[ ] You bought the PS3 as soon as it was out.
[x] You know who Ken Kutarugi is.
[ ] You consider Resistance: Fall of Man superior to Gears of War.

Score - 2


RETRO:

[x] You know what an Atari console looks like.
[x] You played Space Invaders, Pong and/or Pacman.
[x] If you are British, you know what a ZX Spectrum is. If you are American, you know what a Commodore 64 is.
[x] You wish you didn't know of E.T the game.
[x] You love point-and-click games.
[x] You emulate.
[x] You despise anyone who can't respect the old skool.

Score - 7



SHOOT-EM-UP GAMER:

[x] You played Time Crisis and/or Virtua Cop.
[x] You consider HALO inferior to Goldeneye 007.
[ ] You consider Goldeneye 007 inferior to HALO.
[x] You snort in disgust at the idea Columbine was caused by playing too much DOOM.
[ ] You have played Counter Strike and fragged merrily.
[x] You know why everyone hates medics yet you've never been in the army.
[ ] You've done Grand Theft Auto and yet never been in jail.

Score - 4



RPG GAMER:

[x] You love at least one Final Fantasy game.
[x] You cried at least once during any RPG game.
[x] You named at least one video game character after yourself.
[x] You equate video game music of RPGs to the artistic level of Wagner or Beethoven.
[ ] You know that even the most effeminate villain can become badass with a brilliant theme song.
[ ] You believe that your heart is the most powerful weapon.
[x] You've dreamed of having an RPG adventure with your friends/family, level upgrades et al.

Score - 5



BEAT-EM-UP GAMER:

[x] You do a Hadoken.
[x] You know at least one Fatality.
[x] You mash buttons like Chun Li kicks.
[ ] You have calluses on your thumbs.
[x] You've injured yourself mimicking at least one move from a game.
[ ] You know kung fu.
[x] You know of, or play, M.U.G.E.N.

Score - 5



IMPORT GAMER
[x] You know more titles of games in Japanese than others do.
[x] The Dreamcast is still alive to you.
[x] You despise the NTSC/PAL divide.
[ ] Money is no object to you.
[x] Customs can go to hell.
[x] You pity the average continent-bound gamer.
[x] You praise emulator hackers.

Score-6

Total-48

DAYUMN.~ These questions suck. :c