Posted

Feb 22nd 2008

Survey thingy stolen from RABID because I am

um

tired

and bored

;[

Excuse any lack of grammar through this. I'm dead tired at 9:30pm but I don't wanna go to bed because I'll wake up at 3am or something. Also my head is at an angle.

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1. Do you snore?
I have been told many times that I do. I also snore my worst when other snorers are in the vicinity, competing with them to be the loudest snorer. uDu;;;

I think there's something that can actually be done about that though. I should ask a doctor sometime.

2. Are you a lover or a fighter?
FIGHTER.

WATCH ME BUST MY HAND ON AIR.



I'm a lover. ;[ Preach it.

3. What’s your worst fear?
Dying without being able to do everything that I'd wanna do in my current lifetime. :[

Okay this meme is too sad already give me BACHELOR NUMBER THREE.

4. As a kid, where you a lego maniac?
I was not. But we did have these other kinds of blocks. They were all rounded and could curve around and everything, fucking amazing.

5. What do you think of “reality” tv?
Used to like it. Then I got bored of it. Who needs reality when you've got an imagination. C:

6. Do you chew on your straws?
Amazingly, no. o3o

But I'll probably start again, now that I've seen it here. D<

7. Were you a cute baby?
I was adorable as helium okay.

8. Is the single life for you?
Funny thing, every time I think about what life would be like if I was single, I end up with a family and kids and being even less single than I'd hope to be. D8

9. What colour is your keyboard?
BLACK. With white letters.

Doesn't matter if you're black or wokay.

10. Do you sing in the shower?
No, but I do think of music. C:

For some reason.

8l

11. Have you ever sky-dived before?
My brother has!

My sister is planning on it!

I am never going to do it, ever. ever. ever. ever. ever. ever. ever. ever. ever. ever.e ve.r efr .eve. r .ve.r rev. er. ever.

12. Any secret talents?
I've got a film-maker's eye for detail in animation. This much, I am aware of.

I just don't have the equipment to really showcase that.

It's not a secret if it's not striked out.

13. What’s your ideal vacation spot?
Somewhere hidden away, where it's peaceful and people can't see the house without driving a quarter-mile.

I don't care where, that's all it needs. Privacy.

14. Can you swim?
I.. think I still can, yeah. Haven't been in water like that for years. 8l

15 is missing

16. Have you seen the movie "Donnie Darko”?
I haven't, but it's one of those movies I've thought about seeing. :]

17. Do you give a damn about the ozone?
I give a damn about my O-Zone.

18. How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?
A mouthful of teeth and one hard chomper.

19. Can you sing the alphabet backwards?
If I really think about it, yes.

Took me a few tries to get my head around "V U T" (rhyming letters) and totally forget "U after Q". Also "I H G".

But I can do it.




If I don't have to sing the tune backwards too.

20. Have you ever been on an airplane?
I fucking love airplanes and I can't wait to fly one for 20+ hours because the entire time I will be like "WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"

21. Are you a single child?
NEIN. I have one brother and one sister.

22. Do you prefer electronic or manual pencil sharpeners?
Manuaaaaaal. :v

Electric ones are fun though. BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.

23. What’s your stand on hunting?
judeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

FON'T DO IT.

24. Is marriage in your future?
I now pronounce you faggot, you may bone ass.

CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC:

25. Do you like your handwriting?
I do. :D

26. What are you allergic to?
Physical activity.

Like, mowing lawn physical activity.





Unless it's a ride-on mower, they are freakin' A.

27. When was the last time you said 'I love you'?
Iiiiiii am a fucking sappy dreamy faggot because I look out at the stars at night and think ":[ ilu rabid vm"

:[

Because I do.

:[[[[[[[



28. Is Tupac still alive?
Tupac is kaput.





Say that aloud, it's an awesome line I swear.

29. Do you cry at weddings?
I've never been to a wedding. :D



Would've loved to see THIS one though. Groom wore a gorilla suit, rings were bandaids, the bride and groom had to dance the Macarena, people were served baby food, and they both drove off into the sunset in a garbage truck.

It was all over the radio station that is always tuned in at work, listeners could call in and vote for what they wanted to see happen the most, bit by bit.

Amazing.

30. How do you like your eggs?
Scrambled, poached, fried, omlette, cake, I don't care, just as long as it's not runny or burned.

31. Are blondes dumb?
No, but there are some real stupids out there.

32. Where does the other sock end up?
With the other other sock.

Either on the floor, or in the wash.

33. What time is it?
10:20pm, GMT+10, no daylight savings.

34. Do you have a nickname?
Matt, Chicago, Lollie, Chi, faggot, and fgt. :]

35. Is McDonald's disgusting?
Not really. Definitely not around here at least, we've got a fucking McCafé.

Come on.

Chocolate mudcake in McDonalds.

The best.

36. When was the last time you were in a car?
Uuuuhhh, 5:15pm today coming home from work. :V

37. Do you prefer baths or showers?
Showers. Less water, more clean.

38. Is Santa Claus real?
Santa CLAWWWWSSSSS.

39. Do you like having you neck kissed?
Oohoooohhh man you do not want me to go into detail.

40. Are you afraid of the dark?
No. :]

41. What are you addicted to?
Internet. :[

Also um.

um.

My um.



um.

Dammit I can't think of a pet name for you. D<

BUT YOU SHOULD KNOW WHO YOU ARE.

42. Crunchy or creamy peanut butter?
Both. I don't care. :]

43. Can you crack your neck?
Once you crack it, you can't stop.

It's a bad thing. :[

44. Have you ever ridden in an ambulance?
No, but I totally want to. 8]

45. How many times have you brushed your teeth today?
Once. I have yet to do the night-brush before bed.

46. Is drug free the way to be?
I'm gonna have to say nooooo. Everyone needs some medicine from time to time. I'm on three different kinds of pills right now. Stupid cold not going away completely.

47. Are you a heavy sleeper?
Not quite, but I'm not a light sleeper either. >3>

48. What colour are your eyes?
Blueishgreenish, more blue than green, except for sometimes. o3o;

I'm sorry, but the 49 is in another meme

50. Do you like your life?
I do like where it's looking towards. 1/5th of the way there now.

51. Who’s better: Stone Cold or The Rock?
Stone Rock.

I hate the cold.

52. Are you psychic?
No, just instinctive.

53. Have you read "Catcher in the Rye"?
Get out of my eye.

54. Do you play any instruments?
I have played instruments in the past. o3o I could probably pick up a musical keyboard again rather quickly.

55. Have you ever stolen money?
YES.

FROM ME.

56. Can you snowboard?
Noooo. :v I am bad at snowboarding games.

57. Do you like camping?
I

hate it.

So much.

With every inch of my



me. Just all of me.

I hate it.

so

much

.




I'd take a cabin any day.

58. Do you snort when you laugh?
Rarely. >3>

59. Do you believe in magic?
In a young girl's heart, how the music can free her whenever it starts!
And it's magic if the music is groovy, it makes you feel happy like an old-time movie~

60. Are dogs a man’s best friend?
Only in writing. uDu

I AM NO MAN.

61. You believe in divorce?
I believe in the force, Luke.

62. Can you do the moonwalk?
Do you personally know Virginia Wolf?

Well there's your answer.

63. Do you make a lot of mistakes?
I have made a lot in the past. Mistakes come up less and less frequently.

Unless I'm typing or speaking.

64. Is it cold outside today?
It wasn't, no.

65. What was the last thing you ate?
Um.

Big fries, chicken, and a bun.

66. Do you wear nail polish?
What.

67. Have you ever been kissed?
Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeah.

68. What's the most annoying TV commercial?
This one about a physic convention or something, with this one lady who's always like "HIII, IT'S ME AGAIN, JOIN US TODAY AT THE FANTABULOUS PSYCHIC EXPO, GET YOUR FREE CARD READING", and then there's her daughter who's like "I CAN'T WAIT TO GET TO THE PSYCHIC EXPO. SEE YOU AT THE EXPOOOOO", and then the lady is like "SEE YOU AT THE EXPOOOOOOOOOOO", and then they're both like "FAAANTAAABULOOOUUSSS"

and then the lady's younger daughter who is like 5 or something is like "fantabtbalouuss"

uugghhhhhhhhhhhhhh I hate it so much it is the worst ad.








FANTABULOUSSSS.

69. Do you shop at American Eagle?
Do I shop at Ameri

no.

70. Favourite song at the moment?
...fuck

Mama by Spice Girls.

fuck

fuck
fuck
fuck
fuck
fuck

I put it on my iPod

then I heard it

and

fuck

dammit

fuck

71. When was the last time you had sex?
Wait, lemme just ask Virgin Airlines.

72. Do you like your job?
I like one of them, yeah.

73. Do you like your classes in school?
I


what

I'm not

I didn't

I liked them in 10th grade

Then I had to change schools because it only went up to 10th grade

11th and 12th grade were the biggest wastes of my life.

No.

74. How do you like your meat cooked?
Cooked, not burned, not raw.

75. Do you like these surveys?
Excellent way to pass time and do nothing.













my throat hurts.