Posted

Feb 19th 2008

Mood

Nervous

Joke of the Month:
(Yeah, its been a while)
Note: I did not make this up.

When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle.
Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way, so I stole
one and asked Him to forgive me.
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Comments on this site are like tongues, opinions, and belly buttons, everyone has one
and you don't know where they've been or where they’re going. Sometimes I prefer it if people just watch other people's works, silently, and not comment at all. A critique on the other hand can be a beautiful thing as long as it’s spoken without prejudice or ignorance.

You're probably wonder right about now where the hell this is going?
Yeah, me too.

I just had a sip or two of some apple juice that has been sitting on the side of my bed
for the past month or so. Yeah, what a f***ing lousy way to produce apple cider *rolls
eyes* so I'm feeling a little buggy tonight and decided to post some thoughts I've been
having recently, you know, those dormant ones that would never, otherwise, surface
in a logical, rationally thinking black male or anyone else for that matter.

SO, I've been wondering:

Does God truly answer people's prayers or does he only listen to them and laugh his ass
off at our stupidity?

Do two quarters rubbed together between ones butt cheeks add up to a dollar or maybe some rather nasty hand shakes down the line? (I'd say it's a 1 and 50 chance one has found its way into your pocket )

Do rainbows truly symbolize beauty or are they simply sending us a message about
color? (Primary colors or simply not every color?)

Was Jonny Cochran good enough to persuade god to let him walk through the pearly gates when he passed? (Even God must have a lawyer or two in heaven, right?)

Did hurricane Katrina screw more black men than a white woman ever could?

Is there any meaning to the word art? (Maybe its short for all ready thought of).

Am I racist? (You only need to ask yourself the same question then name 5 people you
hate for the answer to it).

What is the meaning to life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness? Ask someone that
makes more money than you, someone that is gay, or President Bush?

Next time you hear someone say they are a God fairing individual you better ask
them the following: God of which religion, nationality and if the God of that religion
answers prayers cause if so then everyone else must be praying to the wrong one which is why bad things keep happening to them. (Either your on the right side or opposing side of the force).

Is anyone else aware that Barack Obama's full name is: Barack *HUSSEIN* Obama, yet
they only show in the media and in the papers his name appearing as: Barack Obama.
Should we be worried?

LOL! Yeah I know. You probably think I'm seriously tripping at this very moment, but we
all have such questions like the ones that I have posted lingering in the back of our minds
that we are too afraid to ask or speak of which is actually pretty damn funny considering
the day and age we are currently in. I mean, come on, Sex in the City, Real World, and Whiling out, just to name a few programs on TV that are probably watched more by
children between the ages of 7-18 than any other age group out there since, if you are my
age, you probably work or are in school or both and don't have the time to view them.

I just keep looking at the direction the world is heading in with the NIU, Virginia Tech, Columbine shootings and other atrocities that take place on a regular basis and everyone seems to think that things are normal compared to 30 years ago.

Where are we going and where are we headed? Only God knows but he isn't telling, for the
joke is most apparently on us...