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Feb 18th 2008

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Sebastian: I DON'T HAVE AIDS.
It was quick-and-easy hype. Don't whine about it.
Sebastian: Fiiiiiiine. Anyway, I'll be the one taking this quiz, because Remy thinks it would be 'funny.' :/

1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
Sebastian: Well.... I have a lot of friends. Most of them I have slept with. ;D ((See? This is why everyone says you have AIDS.))


2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
Sebastian: Who says you can't have all three? ((Ew. Whore.))
You love me, though.

3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
Sebastian: Well~ usually sprawled out in the middle with them clinging to me, or the other way around. I'm versatile. ;D

4. Pork, beef, or chicken?
Sebastian: Ugh, you just ruined the quiz with the totally unrelated question. Beef, if you must know.

5. Have you ever had to pull over on the side of the road to puke?
Sebastian: Many a time.

6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
Sebastian: ;D Maaaaaybe. ((lol, you so did. Whore.)) Only because I was drunk and the girl was cute. ((It was actually a boy, tard.)) Still cute.

7. Shower or bath?
Showers get me clean easier. ((YOU WILL NEVER SCRUB OFF THE SHAME. )) Shame? What shame? I HAVE NO SHAME.

8. Mexican or Chinese?
Sebastian: Um~ In the food sense? I prefer Mexican.

10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
Sebastian: Doesn't matter. Like I said, I'm versatile. ;D

11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
Sebastian: Well. 'love' is a tricky word, y'know?

12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
Sebastian: Duh, of course I know all my friends. LEAVE LISTS OUT OF IT.

13. Love or money?
Sebastian: SEX.

14. Credit cards or cash
Sebastian: Do debit cards count as credit cards? :/ I prefer cash to credit, but debit to cash.

15. Have you ever had anyone in your family you wish wasn't?
Sebastian: ISABELLE IS A LITTLE MONSTER WHO SHOULD DIE.

16. Would you rather go camping or to a 5 star hotel?
Sebastian: Hotel, plz. I don't get bitten by mosquitos... and the beds are comfier. ;D


17. What is the weirdest place you have had sex?
Sebastian: Well. That's a long story, and it's not really any of your business. If you must know, it was on a buffet table after a wedding reception. Nobody was there watching, I'm not THAT much of a whore! ((You're still a total whore.))

18. Would you shave your entire body (including your head) for money?
Sebastian: Tried the skinhead thing, it didn't work. No thanks.

19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
Sebastian: o bby. ;D Yeah.

20. Ever been to a bar?
Sebastian: Uh... duh.

21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club?
Sebastian: Welll~ I started a fight with someone...

22. Ever been so drunk you had to be carried out of somewhere?
Sebastian: More like so punched in the stomach I had to be carried out.

23. Kissed by someone of the same sex?
Sebastian: mm'hm.

24. FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK?
Sebastian: Well, newcastle's pretty good... I prefer whiskey though.

25. Had sex in a movie theater?
Sebastian: One of the rare places I haven't had sex, actually. ((whore.))

26. Had sex in a bathroom?
Sebastian: Oh, yeah.

27. Have you ever had sex at work?
Sebastian: Well~ At the moment, the classroom is work, and there's really no time. So no.

28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
Sebastian: lololol quotation marks?
Anyway. Duh.

29. Bought something from an adult store?
Sebastian: Mmmm'hm.

30. Have you been caught having sex?
Sebastian: Couple of times.

31. Does anyone have naughty pics of you?
Sebastian: Oh, probably.

32. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
Sebastian: It hurt the last time I did that. I'm not ever ever doing it again. There's a reason sticky notes exist.

33. Who do you think has the guts to repost this
Sebastian: Oh... I dunno.