Posted

Feb 13th 2008

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About to EXPLODE!

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New Location unlocked (midtown remix)

Stolen from a one Mis Celleh.

1. Are you single or taken?
single

2. Chocolate or flowers?
Neither I prefer bargain bin vidja games. :3

3. Will you do anything special for Valentines Day?
Do you count a nuclear assault as special?

4.Do you like anyone?
Does a bear shit in the woods?

5. Were you dating anyone last Valentines?
Yeah but then I found out she hated rock Broke the kids heart.

6. What would be your dream Valentines date?
"You,me,and a game of team fortress LAN."

7. Do you make a big deal about Valentines?
No.

8. Have you ever had a secret admirer?
Yes but then a restraining order was placed that guy was nuts! D:

9. Would you ever write someone a love letter?
No I prefer the headshot of love. :3

10. Do you believe in Cupid?
A guy in diapers and a toga shooting people with arrows? Who the fuck knows I have a good hunch a murderer will pick this method of killing innocent people.

11. Do your parents give you presents on Valentines?
No I usually hate the chocolate and the Chalk candies are only used for heart burns.

12. Do you still send out Valentines cards?
Yeah but usually people file some kind of lawsuit afterwards. o3o

13. Do you like candy hearts?
After my daily hotsauce drink those things come in real handy!

15. Is Valentines depressing?
No but it is annoying when people mope if they didn't get a valentine It ruffles my feathers.

16. How do you feel about PDA?
....huh?

17. How is your love life?
Like a toad hopping from lily pads.

18. Have you ever been dumped on Valentines?
Yeah but it was because of the "candy heart incident" Don't put candy hearts in diet soda kids!

19. How many roses would you want?
Just one so that I could drench it in chorloform and get people to smell it by the stairs head injuries are funny. :3

20. Will you have a boyfriend/girlfriend next Valenitnes?
I need an allaby so of course!