Posted

Feb 7th 2008

Ok so once upon a time this guy died and went to heaven. The angle checking him in at the time said "Hey it's not too busy in heaven today, I'll show you around." the guy replies "Oh really? Wow! Thanks." so the guy and the angle get to a room and there are billions and billions of clocks. So the guy asks the angle, "What's with all these clocks?" the angle replies, "Well each person has their own clock and when time runs out they die and each time they tell a lie their time left on earth gets shorter and shorter and you clock moves faster." "Ok that makes sense." said the guy. He looks up at the celling and there's this big huge clock that's spinning around and around like really fast and it's never stopping. The guy points this out to the angle, "Who's clock is that?" he asks. Looking up the angle replies, "Oh, that's Hillary Clinton's (or if you'd like Bill) clock. We use that one as a fan."

Also I was at Barnes and Noble.com and I saw this book titled "If Democratas Had Brains They Would be Republicans"

If you like this one you may pass it on to anyone you like.