Posted

Feb 3rd 2008

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How retarded are you?

1. [x] You have choked on water before.

2. [x] You have tripped down the stairs before.

3. [x] You have walked into a door.

4. [x] You have pushed a door the wrong way.

5. [ ]You have walked into a wall.

6. [X] You have fallen going UP the stairs.

7. [x] You have jumped off something.

8. [x] You have been electrocuted. (damn those electric fly zappers)

9. [ ] You have put metal/aluminum in the microwave.

10. [ ] Right after a commercial comes on you have forgot the show you were watching. (Can't remember)

Total : 7
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11. [x] You have forgotten something that someone said.

12. [ ] You barely ever understand jokes, or it takes forever to figure them out.

13. [x] You have been bleeding and not even noticed it.

14. [x] You've worn something backwards / inside out the whole day without knowing.

15. [ ] you have stuck a fork / knife in a toaster

16. [x] You have played with fire. (Depends)

17. [ ] You've stepped on a flat iron / curling iron / straightener.

18. [ ] You didn't even notice there wasnt a number 13.

19. [x] You just checked to see if there wasn't a number 13

20. [ ] You once thought Hawaii was on the East Coast

Total 5
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So how retarded are u??

0% - 0/20 x's
5% - 1/20 x's
10% - 2/20 x's
15% - 3/20 x's
20% - 4/20 x's
25% - 5/20 x's
30% - 6/20 x's
35% - 7/20 x's
40% - 8/20 x's
45% - 9/20 x's
50% - 10/20 x's
55% - 11/20 x's
60% - 12/20 x's I'm this retarded!
65% - 13/20 x's
70% - 14/20 x's
75% - 15/20 x's
80% - 16/20 x's
85% - 17/20 x's
90% - 18/20 x's