- Posted
- Jan 25th 2008
Yep. My 2nd and 3rd finger ever were cut to the bone on my left hand at my knuckle. The first one was when I was in 5th grade, and it was cut all the way off by my brother in a door on my right ring finger.
Now it's my left index and middle. I was having a sword fight with my friend. It was during the epic Battle of Tres Emme. My katana was no match for the Sword of a Thousand Truths.
Na, I was moving a couch, and it got caught in the metal and luckily the bone stopped it from cutting all the way through. IDK if I can bend my middle finger ever again yet. :<
It wasn't as bad as the last time I had one cut off either, cuz the fingers stayed on this time. :V
So now, I need a good lie to tell people if they ask what happened....Any suggestions?
LOL I'MA TYPING WITH 3 FINGERZ
~Lichi
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crybaby Says:
Lightsaber fight with Darth Vader D8!
hchano Says:
if you can't bend your middle finger, does that mean you are perpetually throwing people a one fingered salute??
N o g g i n Says:
Just cut off your hand and get it over with
giascle Says:
hahaha, oh wow
Tell people you got shot and it just missed the bone.
Hean Says:
Hmm, a random dinosaur passed you and ate some of your fingers <_>?
JadedEmeralde Says:
I sense pain meds in the future.
EciD Says:
GET ON AIM. ITS LAZYWAFFLE.
Gibbo Says:
Naww, go for the major brownie points factor... say you got it caught in a bear trap while rescuing a baby deer... or somethin' equally cute. 8T
avaunt Says:
Change the story everytime somebody asks, but make it purposefully vague. And glare at them.
Like: 'When I was in jail.'
Or: 'I was in a helicopter.'
Or: 'The CIA.'
Or: 'Grenade.'
Like that. =B
Expecially if they don't know you.
Asbeel Says:
Mutant bandsaw creatures from Mars tried to violate you in your sleep?