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Rattlecat: Do it After

Posted: Dec 13th 2007
Mood: Bored

Mom: *walks into the room* God dammit! Get up!

Me: *in bed, Cuddles asleep next to me on the pillow* Mmn.

Mom: Walk to the mailbox for me.

Me: Why.

Mom: Cuz I brought you a cookie? *holds it up*

Me: Cuddles is looking at me like "You actually getting up?" And I'm like "Hell no."

Mom: Come on! Come on! Nknknknkn! *waves the cookie* Come on girl! Come on! Get the cookie! Get the cookie!

Me: ...Debbie has you on hold doesn't she.

Mom: Yeah.

Me: *gets up and takes the cookie, shoves it in her mouth. Heads downstairs*

Mom: *comes downstairs after a few seconds* I don't know where you'r---

Me: *already out the door. Walks barefoot in the rain in pink pajamas to the mailbox. Looks back at the kitchen window*

Mom: *mouthing something and then gets a stupid grin on her face, waving*

Me: *turns around and yanks pants down* WHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWHHHHHH. *pulls it back up, gets the mail, and walks back*

Mom: *after I walk in* I'm gonna kill you.

Me: Do it after Basic. *gives her the mail goes back to bed*

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