Posted

Dec 10th 2007

Mood

Weird

Music

(The Legend Of) Johnny Kool - The Brian Setzer Orchestra

First journal post, and I thought I'd steal something from a good friend, http://icons.server01.sheezyart.com/user/6/60892.gif

(Any bets on whether I did that right?)

A - Available?: Only in limited quantities
A - Age: Five days older'n God
A - Annoyance: People. Period.

B - Best Friends?: My girlfriend, Pope Keefy, and my Sabrous/SW folks.
B - Bar: Crow
B - Birthday?: October 30th

C - Crush: Enemies
C - Car: 1974 Caddilac Fleetwood hearse
C - Cat(s): Indoors? Trouble, Rogue, Spooker

D - Dead Pets Name(s): Too many, sadly.
D - Dad's Name: "Dad". Or "Dyadi-faysheer" when I'm in a mood.
D - Dog(s): Rosebud. Basset Hound. Blind. The Wrinkle That Drools By Night.

E - Easiest person to talk to: Cari.
E - Eggs: Offering, or asking?
E - Email: Sounds an alert that drives Icarus apeshit.

F - Favorite color?: Grey
F - Food: If it moves slowly, it's edible.
F - Foreign Slang: List is too long.

G - Gummy Bears or Worms: Neither
G - God: "One man's religion is another man's belly laugh."
G - Good Times: Never watched it.

H - Hair Color: Dark brown
H - Height: 5'3"
H - Happy: Sounds like the name of a clown.

I - Ice Cream: Once in a while.
I - Instrument: CD player, on a good day.
I - Idol: Billy? Naaaah.

J - Jewelry: Nope.
J - Job: Writer/part-time human forklift in a farm/feed store.
J - Jokes: Sick, usually.

K - Kids: None.
K - Karate: Wish I'd kept up better when I was younger.
K - Kung Fu: Get yer ass back to posing, Keanu!

L - Love: Optional
L - Longest Car Ride: Two and a half years travelling.
L - Lipstick or Chapstick: Neither

M - Milk Flavor: None
M - Mother's Name: "Mom", or "Jehana".
M - Movie Last Watched: Battlestar Galactica: Razor

N - Number of Siblings: Four, which is two too many.
N - Northern or Southern: Subterranean.
N - Name: Fungus.

O - One Wish: More wishes, and transferable to others.
O - One Phobia?: Nothing.
O - Otter Pop: No, but he may be a lizard...

P - Parents, are they married or divorced: Married
P - Part of your appearance you like best: My furry ass.
P - Part of your personality you like best: The part that sees clearly.

Q - Quick or Slow?: Depends.
Q - Queer or Straight?: Straight.
Q - Queen or King?: Knight 3 to Queen's Bishop 4. Checkmate.

R - Reason to smile: My gamers.
R - Reality TV Show: This is? Dammit, I KNEW the cameras where there! I was just kidding!
R - Right or Left: Left.

S - Song Last Heard: Stand On Your Own Head/They Might Be Giants
S - Season: "Now is the winter of our discontent..."
S - Series: Current series? Heroes and CSIriginal.

T - Time you woke up: 11 AM
T - Time Now: 12:38 PM
T - Time for bed: When my brain tells me I can.

U - Unknown: Elucidate?
U - Unicorns: I hate horses. Horses with swords doubly so.
U - You are?: "I think I am, there fore I am...I think..."

V - Vegetable you hate: Most of them.
V - Vegetable you love: I can tolerate potatoes.
V - View on Politics: Anyone who craves power over others is the LAST person who should get it.

W- Worst Habit: Letting people know what I really think. That often brings villagers with pitchforks.
W- Where are you going to travel next: The bathroom.
W- What's up?: Stars. Sky. Birds...

X - X-Rays: No thanks.
X - X-Rated: CHESSI!
X - XYZ: Elucidate?

Y - Year you were born: Ended an era.
Y - Year it is now: 2007.
Y - Yellow?: Is a color?

Z - Zoo Animal: Rhino.
Z - Zodiac: Is for suckers.
Z - Zoolander?: "90% of the world is made of water, the other half is wheat. Think about it. ....No, YOU think about it."

There you go. Now get offa my lawn.