Posted

Dec 2nd 2007

Mood

Carefree

Music

"different People" by No Doubt

Yes, movie goers it's that time. I will give you some reviews of movies and I might later make comics about them. here we go. my brother will help me a bit

THE MIST
three words: Funniest scary movie... ever. So i know scary movies get off on having stupid people in them but this one takes the cake. a man runs in screaming DON"T LET THE MIST IN. DON"T GO INTO THE MIST. what do these retards do? Open a door so they can go into the mist. well the bright side is the totally learn their lesson when the bag boy get raped by spiney tentacles.
then a Jesus freak take control after an encounter with badass spiders. In fact she gets the people to stab one of their own and then try to sacrifice a woman and child. so of course Ollie, the dweeb assistant manager shoots her... twice. badass scene.
Finally they decide to leave. What do five people with with a car and a gun? Kill themselves. but all is not lost because after the guy busts a cap in 3 peeps and his son right as he's waking up the army comes. If for no other reason, see this movie for the ended. I laughed my ass off. overall c+.

Enchanted
Princess meets prince. Stepmother does something to stop her from marrying prince. happy ending.
It's not the ending you think coming into the theaters but it becomes apparent in the first half how it's gonna end. you'll laugh you'll cry, you'll walk away happy. over all B

Hitman

Go see it. Violence, tits, and conspiracy. total A-