Posted

Oct 24th 2007

Mood

Low

Music

Teenagers - My Chemical Romance

I've been flamed D<


Reference Info:
Story: Far Away
Chapter: 1
Reviewer: Flame Rising
Date: 2007-10-24
Review: below

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Congratulations. Somehow in this crazy world, the planets have aligned, the stars have come together, and the entire cosmos has decided it was right for me to be led to you. In other words: I have found this God-awful piece of monkey s.h.i.t, and I will now be flaming you for it. Feel special. So, what was it, hm? What was it in your life that prompted you to think it would be a good idea to post something an inbred carnie with lobster claws for hands could write better? Was it the need to see your douched-up friends leave reviews like “like omg!1!1!!1!1 like u r the gratest wrigheter eva!1!!1!1!!1 like u culd be puberlished!!11!1!1”? Was that it? Or is your life so pathetic that you thought posting this example of why some people should never breed would garner you the attention no one else gives you? Either way, kiddo, it’s time for a reality check. The English language is not your b.i.t.c.h. It doesn’t appreciate having its pants yanked down and being told to bend over by douches who fancy themselves writers. It doesn’t like little kiddos who think that because they can hit a few letters on a keyboard, they are suddenly deserving of the title “author”. In other words, an oozing piece of elephant diarrhea could writer better than you. Remember that next time you get the urge to post something for all the world to see. And have a super-f.u.c.k.-tacular day. F/R