Posted

Oct 17th 2007

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For those who know me, I tend to write journals about awful adverts and children's science crafts.
If not, feel free to read my past journal: >Our magazine adverts suck and you know it!<
Since it's the month of Halloween I'd thought I'll share with you all some horrible costumes. I was hanging around the Something Awful forums as usual where a fellow goon posted what seems to be a halloween costume of today's generation.



Since when did butterfly fairies wear hooker boots and S&M leather?
The stroking of her 'wings' seem to indicate that she's looking for a good time. I guess that's probably the whole point.
While costumes are mostly worn for scare, this girl went for the subtle approach. No 10yr old boy would dare want to catch AIDs from that butterfly, or even get her pregnant. It's a very scary thought.



I'm not sure why this guy is happy. Though I'm pretty sure this idea was flushed down the drain right away.



Well excuse me for my past comments about the slutty fairy. It seems this boy is eager to get it on with her. Or is it a girl? The pimped up makeup and blind bling lipstick seems to baffle me to what sex this person is.

Also what happened to his leg there? Did a rival pimp come along and break his leg for staring at his fairy slut hooker?
Halloween costumes are a very scary business indeed.

The only reason anyone would get this costume is for the free money the kid is holding there. Though you have to remember, vending machines don't accept plastic dollars.



Okay I want you all to do something for me. Cover the lower half of the picture with your hand and tell me:
"Hey, this costume isn't that bad"
Then remove your hand and tell me:
"oh"

This also works with people who scroll down this journal at a slow pace.



Someone really missed the mark here. I was sworn Thanksgiving was a month away.
BUT, that's the genius of it all. Back then pilgrims would have the habit of accusing women of being witches.

Look at her! She's obviously dressed as a witch, dressed as a normal person. That toothy smile, loose hair and collection of pumpkins in her basket give it all away.

Seriously, who would eat pumpkins with their corn? Black magic I say!



"Come on guys! I just want a hug!"

Though why would you want to hug an oversized woopie cushion? The picture on it pretty much tells you to sit on him. Must of been hard for him when the local bullies came around the corner.

That's possibly why he wants a hug in the first place. He was scarred by the sight of someone's massive ass sitting on him.

Of course why would I think there would be an ass big enough to sit on that? Well they wouldn't have made it in the first place if there wasn't any huge asses around now wouldn't they? It's obvious the factory thought of the poor giants out there who miss all the fun.

Oh wait! Is that the same kid who wore the toilet costume? Good lord! Throw those costumes away, that big gaping smile is scary enough. It pretty much says to you that this guy enjoys sacrificing goats with a smile of achievement.

Perhaps it's a free mask you get with 'hideously stupid costumes'. In both pictures the kid looks exactly the same. Unless they glued it that way to hide his inner suffering of wearing these costumes then it has to be the ultimate Halloween mask.

Remember kids. If you want to dress up and go out this Halloween with the intention to scare people, get this mask:



God bless you toilet boy!